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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Gwen Stefani looks none too pleased, but that hair is on POINT.

Gwen Stefani looks none too pleased, but that hair is on POINT.

I’m gonna be honest with you — this is a slow week for celebrity fashion, so this week’s Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! is gonna be a little shorter than usual.

Still, do your very best to go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BESTWORST, and most WTF look of the week! May the force be with you.



Alia Shawkat. What in the everloving boy scouts is this? I’m so utterly confused.

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Judi Dench would rather be young and dumb

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I’m not someone who really fears getting older – I mean, I guess it sucks to think about losing mobility and stuff, but generally, I don’t give a shit about wrinkles or grey hair or anything like that. Bring it on, I say! And yeah, I’m someone who believes that the wisdom that comes with age is worth it, and is the sign of a life well lived. There’s someone who disagrees with me, though, and frankly, she’s the authority. Judi Dench hates being old, y’all.

Here’s what she told People:

“There’s nothing good about being my age,” she says with a smile. “Someone said to me, ‘You have such a wealth of knowledge,’ and I just said ‘I’d rather be young and know nothing, actually.’ Bugger the wealth of knowledge.” 

Well, shit – I guess you’ve gotta love her honesty. And sure, there are a lot of shitty things about aging. But listen, just because she’s getting up there in years doesn’t mean she’ll be retiring anytime soon.

“I don’t think about slowing down,” says Dench, whose husband, actor Michael Williams, passed away in 2001. “So celebrate the things that you can do and also try and do new things. I believe in that tremendously. But in our job, that’s what we have to do all the time.” 

Spoken like a true dame.

What about you guys? Are you scared of getting old?

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Taylor Swift gets creative to avoid paprazzi

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Taylor Swift is a world famous superstar, and she’s hounded by paparazzi pretty much everywhere she goes. Most of the time she puts up with it, but like any human being, sometimes she just doesn’t want to be bothered and can’t be dealing with cameras in her face. Her solution? Walk backwards all the way to her car!

She did just that while leaving a friend’s house in LA yesterday. Frankly, I wanna know who tipped off the paps to where she was, for one, and also whether it’s actually legal for them to be all up in her friend’s garage like that. Isn’t it considered private property???

Anyway, kudos to you for this, Taylor. You did it all with ~style~ and in high heeled boots, no less!

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Nick Gordon is taking his “mental anguish” over Bobbi Kristina to Dr. Phil

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Nick Gordon won’t talk to police or Bobby Brown about what really happened with Bobbi Kristina before she was found face down in her bathtub at the end of January, leading to her being placed in a medically induced coma with little chance of survival. So who will he talk to? Dr. Phil, of course! That’s right – he’s taking all that “mental anguish” and cashing in on some TV time (and probably actual cash, since you know he’s getting paid for this bullshit) by opening up about his feelings for a total quack, as you do.

Here’s the scoop from People:

The episode airing Wednesday, per a CBS press release, will see Dr. Phil McGraw “offering Gordon the treatment he appears to so desperately need as he battles drug and alcohol addiction.”

Also appearing on the segment will be Gordon’s mother, Michelle.

“As we sit here right now, my son’s life hangs in the balance,” says Michelle in her segment with Dr. Phil, according to the release.

Gordon, 22, will open up about the “severe pain, mental anguish and panic attacks” he says that he has been experiencing ever since finding Bobbi Kristina, now 22, face down and unresponsive in a bathtub in her Georgia home on Jan. 31.

“He won’t let go of the guilt,” reads Michelle’s statement.

Yeah, okay. I mean, sure, maybe he does love her – so much so that he had allegedly been abusing her for years. He’s a drug addict and so is Bobbi Kristina, only her life is the one that’s been lost and he’s the asshole trying to make money off the whole thing. He’s so desperate to see Bobbi, but not willing to meet the very few conditions he’d need to in order to see her, so I’m not buying this bullshit. The only things Dr. Phil did by having Nick on his show is a) give him more publicity and b) buy him more drugs.

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Kim Kardashian is a blonde now

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To be honest, I really don’t even know what Kanye West is trying to do to Kim Kardashian anymore. Obviously he takes himself rather seriously when it comes to fashion, but he also seems to think he’s qualified to be a personal stylist, given the shit he’s forced Kim Kardashian to encase herself in over the past few years. Now it seems Kanye has moved beyond clothes and is looking to make his wife over in a more obvious way: Kim’s now a bleach blonde. Yikes.

There’s also the fact that she seems to have had more surgery/injections/whatever, because yet again her face and more particularly her lips look pumped up like fucking bike tires and it’s awful. What is the point of everything this woman is doing to her face/body? If that’s what she legit wants to do, fair enough. But… Is she legitimately trying not to look human anymore? That’s not even me being an asshole – it’s a serious question.

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Kim debuted her hair all over Paris, and even wore a fishnet dress with no bra at the Lanvin show yesterday – anticipate some nip if you make any of the gallery photos bigger.

What do you guys think about this mess?


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Harrison Ford injured in a plane crash

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Harrison Ford is an aviation enthusiast and has been for years – he even has 11 of his own small planes that he flies in his space time. Unfortunately, things went awry earlier today when he crashed into a golf course just outside Los Angeles and was rushed to a local hospital.

From NBC News:

The actor, who was conscious and breathing when rescue crews reached him, was stabilized and taken to a hospital, where he was in fair to moderate condition, authorities said. Sources said he sustained cuts to his head. There was no word on other injuries or what caused the plane to crash about 2:20 p.m. (5:20 p.m. ET). It appeared he was flying solo.

“We are very thankful that the passenger had [only] very moderate injuries,” Los Angeles Assistant Fire Chief Patrick Butler said.

The plane clipped some tree branches and crashed on the golf course shortly after takeoff from Santa Monica Airport, Butler said. An eyewitness, Howard Tabe, an employee at Penmar Golf Course, said he put a blanket under Ford’s hip.

“There was blood all over his face,” Tabe said. “Two very fine doctors were treating him, taking good care of him.”

Mike Bonin, a Los Angeles City Council member, agreed, telling NBC Los Angeles: “Thank God that this incident happened on a golf course where there is a relatively open space.”

He’s pretty lucky, as the source pointed out, that he landed in an area with open space and that he survived with so few serious injuries. Of course, Harrison Ford isn’t an idiot and no doubt knows the danger of flying small aircraft, so I assume he’ll continue flying after his recovery since it’s something he enjoys so much. Tough break, though – especially considering he was injured on a movie set just last summer!

Here’s a picture of the plane following the crash:

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Kelly Clarkson will not be fat shamed

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Kelly Clarkson is cute, right? She’s not the most amazing pop star there is, but she’s a solid one with really catchy songs, a great voice and a not completely obnoxious personality. So what’s not to like? Well, some people seem to have an issue with the fact that she’s not a stick figure. And those people are assholes.

In this case, we’re talking about Katie Hopkins, who, if you’re not from the UK, you probably won’t know. She’s basically a loud mouth who says really awful and offensive things about everyone just to rile people up and it totally works. I don’t really agree with most of what she says, but I don’t think she does, either. Her appearance on Celebrity Big Brother a couple months ago kind of proved that she has a heart – and she absolutely hated Perez Hilton, so that kinda makes her okay in my books.

Anyhow, when Kelly appeared on The Graham Norton Show late last month, Katie took to Twitter to make fun of her weight, saying the following:

  • “Jesus, what happened to Kelly Clarkson? Did she eat all of her backing singers? Happily I have wide-screen. #grahamnorton.”

Which she then followed up just yesterday with…

  • “Look chubsters, Kelly Clarkson had a baby a year ago. That is no longer baby weight. That is carrot cake weight. Get over yourselves.”

Absolutely ridiculous and quite mean, but Kelly isn’t letting it get to her. She stopped by Heat Magazine this week and wasn’t all that concerned with Katie’s comments, especially since she doesn’t even know who the hell she is.

“I don’t have a clue what you’re talking about. Someone tweeted something about me?” After explaining what Katie had written (and who the hell she was) Kelly laughed: “Oh, and she’s tweeted something nasty about me? That’s because she doesn’t know me. I’m awesome! It doesn’t bother me. It’s a free world. Say what you will.”

“I’ve just never cared what people think,” she tells us. “It’s more if I’m happy and I’m confident and feeling good, that’s always been my thing. And more so now, since having a family – I don’t seek out any other acceptance.”

Aw, bless her heart. I think Kelly is great – and I agree, I’m sure she’s awesome!

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