Usher has always thought he was Michael Jackson reincarnate (even before MJ was dead), so it’s no surprise to me that he’s continuing to try to morph into the King of Pop. It’s not happening, of course, but that doesn’t seem to discourage him. His new single is called ‘She Came to Give It to You’, which is like ‘Blurred Lines’ redux. Because we needed another ‘Blurred Lines’, of course.
This song is awful.
August 27, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer
Ariana Grande only has one good angle [Celebitchy]
Did Vanessa Hudgens just fart or something? [Celebslam]
The Howe Twins spent the day at the Playboy mansion… [Moe Jackson]
Oh dear, it looks like Joe Jonas got a little too wasted [Socialite Life]
Rita Ora didn’t bother to wear a bra on the red carpet [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Selena Gomez is bringing the side-boob for all to see [Popoholic]
How on earth is Jenna Jameson an erotic author now? [Romance Beat]
What will Miley Cyrus‘ next album be like? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Stacy Keibler had her baby and no one cared [TooFab]
Ashley Benson and Troian Bellisario got naked [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Here are some celeb friends you might be surprised by [theBERRY]
Prince has a new single – but is it any good? [Celebuzz]
American Horror Story: Freakshow has its first real trailer [PopBytes]
The Kardashians/Jenners are heartless, mindless idiots [The Blemish]
Joe Manganiello looks good running errands [ICYDK]
Mel B has a pretty sexy body, even now [Celebslam]
Why is Alessandra Ambrosio always in a bikini? [Moe Jackson]
Daniel Radcliffe is looking dapper, I must say [Socialite Life]
This is how celebrity romance goes awry [Celebitchy]
Do we really have a crush on Jessica Alba? [theBERRY]
Jessica Hart is in ‘GQ’ in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
It’s safe to say that Mila Kunis is extremely pregnant [Popoholic]
Here’s some Hollywood chicks getting whipped or whatever [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Kate Middleton is turning Kensington Palace into a club for Prince Harry‘s birthday [Celebitchy]
Here’s a bunch of kids reenacting Emmy nominees [I'm Not Obsessed]
JWoww insists she’s never had plastic surgery [TooFab]
Cute animals can always make a Monday better [Celebuzz]
Nicki Minaj‘s dreams have really changed [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian goes makeup-free for Instagram [ICYDK]
August 27, 2014 at 10:00 am by Jennifer
If you were a fan of the first two Kick-Ass films, you were probably disappointed to learn that there won’t be a third one. There probably would have been, but you bastards torrented it instead of going to see it in theatres/buying the actual DVD, so there’s no budget and no point and it’s all your fault. At least that’s what Chloe Moretz says.
From Digital Spy:
“Sadly, I think I’m done with the character,” Moretz said. “Hit-Girl was a very cool character, but I don’t think there will be any more movies. You make these movies for the fanboys, but nowadays everyone seems to pirate them rather than watch them in the movie theatre.
“Kick-Ass 2 was one of the number one pirated movies of the year, but that doesn’t help us because we need box office figures. We need to prove to the distributors that we can make money from a third and a fourth movie – but because it didn’t do so well, we can’t make another one.
“If you want more than one movie, everyone has to go and see movies at the cinema. It’s all about the numbers in the theatre.”
It’s true that the experience of going to the movies has really sorta gone out the window in the age of the internet. I still like going to the movies – I just went to see Lucy last weekend and really loved it – but it would help if the tickets weren’t fucking $15. No wonder people are getting the movie at home – it’s too damn expensive to go! Sorry, boo – take a cheaper payday and then movie ticket prices can come down and more people would go. She probably wouldn’t want to do that, though.
August 27, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer
Bruce Jenner has been plagued with rumours that he’s in the process of transitioning into being a woman, and whether or not it’s true, it’s a shame that he can’t just work shit out in peace. The latest “story” claims that Bruce is obsessed with remaining super svelte – so obsessed that he is addicted to wearing Spanx to maintain his figure.
From OK Magazine (via RealityTVWorld):
“He started wearing them under his suits on the red carpet, and he loved the results so much that now he wears them all the time,” an insider told the publication, adding that Jenner is upset his estranged wife Kris Jenner recently shared his secret with the couple’s daughters Kendall and Kylie.
“The girls haven’t stopped laughing, and Bruce was furious that Kris revealed something so private, especially with all the cross-dressing rumors,” the source continued. “He insists the Spanx¨are just to hide his belly — not an excuse to wear women’s underwear.”
While it’s unclear whether Jenner has been using women’s or men’s Spanx, the reality star has been linked in the past to speculation that he wishes to have a more feminine look.
Listen, Spanx are the shit. They seriously make everyone look thinner, even if you’re already thin. For those of us that aren’t naturally stick figures, it just holds things in place a little better. I ain’t mad at him for this. Do you, Bruce.
August 27, 2014 at 8:00 am by Jennifer
Another day, another celebrity doing the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. When Jennifer Aniston completed it over the weekend, she nominated her Friends co-star and real life bestie Courteney Cox to take part, and being the good sport she is, Courteney obliged. And to make it even better, she brought the pair’s unlikely buddy Ed Sheeran in to help!
And here’s Jennifer Aniston’s, challenge, just for fun:
August 27, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer
I’m not sure why this strikes me as so utterly bizarre, but it does: Orange is the New Black actress Natasha Lyonne and Saturday Night Live alum Fred Armisen are apparently a thing. I don’t know how this came to be or why, and I suppose stranger things have happened, but there ya go.
From US Weekly:
The new couple spent the events leading up the 2014 Emmy Awards side-by-side as well as TV’s biggest night together.
The couple attended the Variety and Women in Film Emmy Nominee Celebration on Aug. 23 and were spotted having a super intimate conversation with one another and “were very flirty and talking very closely,” an eyewitness tells Us.
On Monday, Aug. 25, the duo attended the Emmys together. Hitting up fetes like the Governors Ball, AMC/IFC/Sundance Channel’s afterparty and Netflix’s afterparty. Lyonne, 35, and Armisen, 47, walked around the Netflix bash “chuckling” with their “arms linked,” another observer adds.
That’s some deep reporting there, by the way. “Arms linked”, “chuckling” and “talking very closely”? Dear God, I almost feel like I know too much!
Anyhoo, I guess this is whatever. I don’t think it’ll last very long, but hopefully they’ll have fun while it does. Fred was previously married to Elisabeth Moss (also a weird couple) and I always forget Natasha Lyonne isn’t actually a giant lesbo in real life given her NUMEROUS roles in lesbian films/TV series. She was last with some guy called Andrew Zipern, whoever that is.