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Gwen Stefani unveils sneak peak of new single, ‘Spark the Fire’

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Gwen Stefani is DIVINE. She’s absolutely beautiful and incredibly stylish and could grace every single page of Vogue without seeming out of place (or eliciting any complaints). However, her personality is slightly grating (she’s got a touch of the crazies, I think) and her music is fucking horrendous, for the most part. Take her new single, ‘Spark the Fire’ – so far we’ve only heard about 45 seconds of it, but that’s 44 seconds too many for me to know that it’s terrible.

I guess now that she’s coaching a new generation of wannabe stars on The Voice, she’s probably itching to get back to her music. But this is some amateur shit you’d expect from a 15-year-old from Bumblefuck who thinks they know what “urban music” should sound like. This is not what a 45-year-old woman needs to be doing with her time. Sorry.

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Ryan Phillippe has only made 5 good movies

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Ryan Phillippe has made over 30 films throughout his career, but guess what? Only five of those are ones he’d consider to be any good. Damn, at least he’s honest! But which five did he mean, anyway?

From US Weekly:

“I’ve made 30-plus films over 20 years,” Reese Witherspoon‘s ex-husband, 40, told the Los Angeles Times in a recent Skype interview. “And in my opinion, five of them are good. So you slave away and you work hard and you want to make something great, and a lot of times you end up disappointed. There are a lot of elements that are beyond your control when you’re an actor for hire,” he added.

Consider, for example, the 2011 flick Setup. “I did this terrible movie with 50 Cent,” the Lincoln Lawyer actor recalled to the Times. “It was just a situation I didn’t want to be in. I was sold a bill of goods and it turned out to be something different, which is often the case in this business.” (Other less-than-stellar movies in Phillippe’s past include 1998′s 54, 2001′s Company Man, and 2005′s Chaos.)

Frankly, I can only count, like, well… one movie I’ve seen of Ryan’s, and that was Cruel Intentions. Which everyone was nuts about when I was in school but I thought sucked. I’ve literally never seen another one of them. Also, I think it’s kinda bullshit that this dude is whining about how shit his movies are – he obviously knew that when he read the script for 95% of them, so I don’t believe that whole “things are out of your control as an actor” bullshit. If the script sucks, your movie will suck, and that’s the end of it. He did it for easy money and now he’s bitching about it/perhaps wanting to try to become credible. Nah, we’re all good, man.

Ariana Grande got Miley Cyrus’ advice on those diva rumors

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Once again, Ariana Grande is a major pain in the ass (and an outright asshole) to anyone who comes in contact with her. We all know it, we’ve all accepted it – well, all of us except Ariana herself, who claims to have been “heartbroken” by rumours of her diva bullshit that she… called Miley Cyrus for advice?

From MTV News:

Grande said: “I was upset and I contacted Miley. I said, ‘Miley, I’m so sad – what do I do? This isn’t true. My heart is broken, I feel so bad.’”She was like, ‘Girl, don’t even look at it. Just be happy that you’re blessed. You have family and friends love you, you have fans that love you who know what’s true and what’s not.’

‘It will blow over and tomorrow they’ll be talking about something else.’

“She lives for love and that’s something I do too. She has a beautiful spirit and she made me feel so much better.”

First of all, Miley looks so faded in the picture above that I doubt she even knew who she was talking to. She probably thought it was the pizza delivery place or something. Second of all, Miley has never been called a diva. She’s been called a lot of shit, but diva has never been uttered from anyone’s mouth with her name in the same sentence.

Also, Ariana is full of shit. You wanna know what you do when you’re so sad about something? You STOP DOING IT and then people will think nice things about you. Bye, girl.

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Shia LaBeouf has found God and it saved his life

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I don’t… really even know where to begin with Shia LaBeouf‘s brand of insanity. He’s another one in desperate need of a 5150 hold, but for some reason, that dubious honour tends to fall on crazy female celebrities more than male. Anyhow, Shia’s totally fine now! He’s back on track and that’s all because he found God while he was shooting Fury with Brad Pitt and co.

From Interview:

“I’ve been a runner my whole life, running from myself. Whether to movies or drinking and drugging or f—ing calamity or whatever it is, I’ve always been running. I’m a dude who loves delusion. It’s why I love being an actor – I never have to actually look at myself or be faced with my s— or take responsibility.”

“I found God doing Fury,” he says. “I became a Christian man, and not in a f—ing bulls— way – in a very real way. I could have just said the prayers that were on the page. But it was a real thing that really saved me. And you can’t identify unless you’re really going through it. It’s a full-blown exchange of heart, a surrender of control.”

I have no problem with whatever faith anyone follows – what you believe and whatever helps get you through the shitty days we can have sometimes is something I’m all for. However, an honest question: why do people in this kinda position – addicts, derelicts, the mentally ill – ALWAYS go God-crazy?

The best thing this guy can do is, you know, leave the spotlight and the industry. Living that kind of life would make a lot of people crazy, but you need enough self-preservation to get yourself out of it to save your own life.

Does Tori Spelling have ebola?

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I’m sorta LOL-ing at my own headline because it just seems so laughable to me – not because ebola is at all funny, but because how in the hell would Tori Spelling have gotten ebola? Come on! However, she was hospitalized over the weekend with any number of illnesses, and now she’s been quarantined since ebola fever is going strong (so to speak) and you can never be too careful.

From TMZ:

Sources tell us Tori was running a fever, coughing uncontrollably, and having trouble breathing … when she was taken to Cedars Sinai Hospital. We’re told Tori was quarantined from other patients, and medical staff took precautions while treating her.

While it sounds scary … we’re told it’s NOT Ebola — but instead Tori was admitted for a severe case of bronchitis with a sinus infection. Doctors are running blood tests, and a lung specialist is going to check out her bronchitis.

Some other sources have claimed that she’s just got pneumonia, which is still no fun, but still largely survivable and a lot better than ebola. Either way, homegirl needs to get her immune system up – she’s always ill! Hope she gets better soon, in any case.

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Shonda Rhimes isn’t having your homophobic bullshit

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Shonda Rhimes is on a ROLL lately! A fan decided to send her a message on Twitter to say that they didn’t really like the fact that she has “gay scenes” in Scandal and How to Get Away with Murder… a comment which she did not take too kindly to and shut down immediately.


Get ‘em, girl. So true.

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go to Taco Bell

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have deigned to honour Los Angeles with their presence this weekend, and after hitting up a movie theatre, Kimye (which includes the “Oh God, guys, I so need to go on a diet!!”-whinger Kim) decided to hit up a Taco Bell drive-thru.

I’m not quite sure what in the hell is going on with this outfit, but it’s another absolute disaster. Do you think Kanye picked it out for her?

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