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Who Broke Into Rob Schneider’s House?

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It’s been a long ass time since we’ve talked about Rob Schneider, and while that’s probably for the best for the sake of all of our sanity, there’s now actual news – albeit not very positive news. It seems his house was burglarized and among the things he lost was an old Willie Mays baseball card worth nearly $200k. In other words, Rob’s retirement plan just got stolen.

From TMZ:

Rob Schneider’s home was burglarized Friday night and uber-expensive jewelry was taken, but nothing as expensive as an ultra-rare baseball card.

The “Deuce Bigalow” star was at the Comedy Film Festival in Montreal, and his wife and kid were out to dinner in L.A. when the thieves broke into their Encino home. They made off with his wife’s diamond engagement ring, a Cartier watch and other expensive items.

But the biggest ticket item … a mint condition 1951 Bowman Willie Mays rookie card … valued at $175,000.

Rob famously collects old baseball cards, especially from the ’50s and ’60s. The thieves also made off with a 1953 Willie Mays Topps and a 1971 as well.  The Willie Mays cards were separate from Rob’s main card collection, which the thieves didn’t find.

One source familiar with the investigation tells TMZ … the Willie Mays card is so rare, it will be difficult or impossible to fence it.

Yikes! Apparently the burglars got in via a sliding glass door in the back of Rob’s house, though it wasn’t open – it was broken with a blunt object. Hopefully they’ll find the people who did it and he’ll get his stuff back soon.

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Kylie Jenner Wears Crude Shirt & Internet Goes Crazy

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Kylie Jenner might not put her whole life on social media – what she doesn’t show is private is documented for Keeping Up with the Kardashians – but what she does put up generally falls into one of two camps: a hot ass mess or pretty offensive. A Snapchat post she put up this week has fallen into the latter camp, since it shows Kylie, still 17 just FYI, wearing a really gross t-shirt and being quite proud about it.

Yes, it says “Eat Me Out”. Yes, it’s ugly. No, Kylie doesn’t give a shit.

I’ll just leave this here for you in video form, because holy shit, is it awkward as hell. This is a little girl wearing Mommy’s makeup and trying her hardest to look “sexy” and it’s hilarious and awful. This poor child is missing so many marks. But here ya go, enjoy:


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Bobbi Kristina Autopsy Shows No Evidence Of Foul Play

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Bobbi Kristina Brown passed away last weekend at just 22, and while her death was not at all a surprise to those who have been following her tragic circumstances, it was slightly more shocking to hear that authorities were interested in pursuing a homicide case surrounding Bobbi’s death. To that end, an autopsy was performed on her body on Monday, and it was immediately revealed that there were no signs of foul play involved.

From TMZ:

There are no obvious signs someone tried to kill Bobbi Kristina … this according to the preliminary autopsy results.

According to the Fulton County Medical Examiner, the autopsy shows “no obvious underlying cause of death.”  The Medical Examiner goes on to say, “no significant injuries were noted.”

Short story … this could help Nick Gordon, who has been under the police microscope from the get-go.

The report says there were no previously unknown medical conditions that could have rendered Bobbi Kristina unconscious in the bathtub.

But the Medical Examiner says he has subpoenaed medical records, presumably from the hospital, to determine if drug testing after the accident was relevant. Gordon has said both he and Bobbi Kristina had been doing drugs and she took too much.

The Medical Examiner says he will not determine a cause of death until he reviews the records.

Well, at least the case isn’t entirely closed. There are many ways to kill a person, and while Bobbi was an adult (just barely) and responsible for her own actions, she was also incredibly vulnerable and I believe preyed upon by Nick Gordon, who was incredibly abusive and greedy, to boot. Terrible combination.

I’ll be interested to see what further investigation brings about, though I doubt anything will ever come of it.

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Rihanna Might Be Dating Lewis Hamilton

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I’m going to go ahead and say this is a load of bullshit, especially considering it was only a month ago that Rihanna was cozying up to Real Madrid player Karim Benzema, but whatever, let’s go with it. Now she’s apparently hooking up with Formula One star Lewis Hamilton, who is probably better known to you as Nicole Scherzinger‘s ex-boyfriend.

“They’ve had a flirtation for years and have always fancied each other, but since May this year they’ve been talking a lot. Finally their schedules allowed them to spend a weekend in the same part of the world and they made the most of it,” a source close to Rihanna told The Sun.

“They are both really busy but Rihanna has asked him to come to Rock in Rio in September so he can see her perform and spend time together.”

The pair reportedly dined at Da Silvano in New York before moving on to 1 OAK nightclub and RiRi’s penthouse for a private party last Saturday.

“He is a bit infatuated with her and thinks she is not only sexy but incredibly funny, although he knows she has a reputation as a heartbreaker,” a source close to Hamilton said.

Ha. Yeah, I just don’t see it. Rihanna doesn’t really go for big softies (it’s the reason she never lasted with Drake), and I don’t think Ri is trying to settle down with anyone. She needs to be concentrating on getting R8 together, cos I’m over this “no new Rihanna music” bullshit.

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Kylie Jenner’s Graduation Party Was Cocaine-Free, Says Khloe Kardashian

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As you probably recall, Kylie Jenner “graduated” high school last week and Kris Jenner made her a fake diploma and threw her a massive party at their mansion. Apparently some people have suggested that there were drugs involved in said party, but Kylie’s big sister Khloe Kardashian isn’t taking so kindly to these accusations. I mean, they weren’t doing cocaine! They were, however, giving a 17-year-old alcohol, and that’s totally cool!


I love that Khloe can’t see what’s wrong with this situation. Christ almighty.

Also, Kylie is really mad that we’re all insinuating that she didn’t actually graduate from her online high school and says that you just never saw her doing any actual work because she doesn’t put her whole life on social media… except for the fact that she pretty much does.


This family, I swear to God…

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Ice-T & Coco Are Having A Baby!

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I know you’re probably thinking, “Who cares about Ice-T and Coco?” and the answer is: ME! I love them as a couple, and I think Coco is hilarious, so it’s super awesome news to hear that Coco is FINALLY pregnant since she’s wanted to have a baby for years. She revealed on Ice Loves Coco that her blood pressure was too high to have a baby, but all that seems under control now and it’s happening!

From US Weekly:

The pair, who recently revealed details about their new daily talk show, Ice and Coco, which will premiere on Fox channels on Monday, August 3, have another, even more exciting new project in the works! Coco, who has been very vocal about her desire for kids even though her husband already has two children and a 20-year-old grandson, is finally getting what she’s always wanted — a baby.

Cute! Coco is 43 and Ice is 57, and I’m hoping that Coco has a smooth pregnancy with no problems, since issues tend to increase after a woman turns 40. I think she’ll be a great mom. Do you remember on Ice Loves Coco when her sister was having the baby? She was so cute!

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Joe Jackson Suffers Stroke On 87th Birthday

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Joe Jackson, the father of Janet and Michael Jackson (among other Jackson kids), apparently had a pretty shitty 87th birthday this weekend in Brazil when his festivities were cut short by a stroke that’s landed him in hospital without his eyesight, at least temporarily.

From TMZ:

Joe Jackson has reportedly suffered a stroke that left him at the very least temporarily blind.

Jackson family sources confirm to TMZ, Joe was admitted to the Albert Einstein Hospital in São Paulo after reportedly waking up Sunday feeling dizzy, with no vision.

Joe, who has diabetes, was in the city for his 87th birthday party that was being thrown for him.

These pics were taken hours before the reported stroke.

Family sources tell TMZ, doctors are running tests and they’re trying to decide whether to fly Joe back to the U.S. for further treatment.

I don’t really have many feelings about this one since Joe is a terrible human being, but I certainly don’t wish ill on anyone, terrible person or not, so I do hope he makes a swift recovery for his family’s sake.

Earlier in the day, Janet posted a birthday message to Joe via her Twitter page, as you do. Doesn’t anyone buy Hallmark cards or pick up the phone anymore?


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