I’m not sure why this strikes me as so utterly bizarre, but it does: Orange is the New Black actress Natasha Lyonne and Saturday Night Live alum Fred Armisen are apparently a thing. I don’t know how this came to be or why, and I suppose stranger things have happened, but there ya go.
From US Weekly:
The new couple spent the events leading up the 2014 Emmy Awards side-by-side as well as TV’s biggest night together.
The couple attended the Variety and Women in Film Emmy Nominee Celebration on Aug. 23 and were spotted having a super intimate conversation with one another and “were very flirty and talking very closely,” an eyewitness tells Us.
On Monday, Aug. 25, the duo attended the Emmys together. Hitting up fetes like the Governors Ball, AMC/IFC/Sundance Channel’s afterparty and Netflix’s afterparty. Lyonne, 35, and Armisen, 47, walked around the Netflix bash “chuckling” with their “arms linked,” another observer adds.
That’s some deep reporting there, by the way. “Arms linked”, “chuckling” and “talking very closely”? Dear God, I almost feel like I know too much!
Anyhoo, I guess this is whatever. I don’t think it’ll last very long, but hopefully they’ll have fun while it does. Fred was previously married to Elisabeth Moss (also a weird couple) and I always forget Natasha Lyonne isn’t actually a giant lesbo in real life given her NUMEROUS roles in lesbian films/TV series. She was last with some guy called Andrew Zipern, whoever that is.
August 27, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
The Emmys are here! So naturally, that means it’s time to critique everyone’s outfits. Let’s get right to it! Go through the looks and make your pick for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night! Mine are at the bottom, as always.
I think Allison Janney looks fan-freakin-tastic! I love the color (though it looked way more pink on TV) and the bow. I think she is aging beautifully.
August 26, 2014 at 11:14 am by Catherine St. Ives
When Justin Bieber isn’t pretending he’s a thug, assaulting people, doing drugs or trying to score girls, he’s a very serious musician with a very serious love of music. That’s why he filmed himself getting up in the morning, grabbing his guitar and singing ‘Talkin’ About a Revolution’ – something he knows so much about, of course. If there’s one thing Justin Bieber knows, it’s the struggle.
He even did a little Johnny Cash for us:
God, I can’t stand this kid.
August 26, 2014 at 10:30 am by Jennifer
Matt Bomer promises to get “warped” in his new role [Socialite Life]
Here’s Zoe Saldana in some pregnancy spandex [Celebslam]
Christina Hendricks will always put on a good boob show [Moe Jackson]
Olivia Wilde poured breast milk on her head for some reason [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
What’s going on with the ‘True Blood’ series finale? [Romance Beat]
Jennifer Nicole Lee‘s boobs look nice after a workout [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Selena Gomez brought some cleavage shaking to Instagram [Popoholic]
This is what Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson did instead of the Emmys [I'm Not Obsessed]
The world still really loves ‘Breaking Bad’ [Celebitchy]
Ireland Baldwin and Angel Haze are still a couple and they’re going public [TooFab]
Let’s all send Melissa McCarthy some love on her birthday [theBERRY]
Justin Theroux poured a bucket of water on Jennifer Aniston [Celebuzz]
Did Nicki Minaj fake her VMAs wardrobe malfunction? [PopBytes]
Sarah Silverman brought liquid THC to the Emmys [The Blemish]
Kim Kardashian has a great plastic surgeon [Celebslam]
Who wore it better: Victoria Justice or Ariana Grande? [Moe Jackson]
Let’s celebrate Alexander Skarsgard‘s birthday with shirtless gifs [Socialite Life]
What’s the summer’s hottest blockbuster? [Romance Beat]
Martha Hunt looks pretty naked in her new shoot [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
So, how about that Brittany Murphy Lifetime movie? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Pool and bikini fun with Nina Agdal? Well, okay [Popoholic]
We can see your underwear, Anna Lynne McCord [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
Lea Michele‘s bangs are a total travesty [Celebitchy]
Kourtney Kardashian is extremely pregnant now [TooFab]
Celebs are full of selfies this week [theBERRY]
Here’s a PSA for the Kardashian/Jenner clan [PopBytes]
Gwen Stefani can’t pronounce ‘Colbert Report’ [The Blemish]
August 26, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
Suri Cruise just got her first pet, a chihuahua called Honey, a few weeks ago, but there’s already trouble in paradise because the dog is missing. She took the pup to a friend’s house over the weekend, where he promptly left through the front gate, collar-free. Now Katie Holmes is offering $1,000 for the pup’s return, though I wouldn’t hold my breath for that.
Sources close to the situation tell us … Suri and her mom, Katie Holmes, took Honey to a friend’s house in Beverly Hills Sunday … where the pooch slipped out the front gate. We’re told she wasn’t wearing a collar because they removed it to take her swimming.
50 reward posters have been plastered around the area. They even issued a pet Amber alert — to notify houses in the area about the disappearance. We’re told Honey also answers to Maple — her name before she went to live with Suri.
Time is of the essence in the search — the area where Honey/Maple bolted is heavily wooded and a known coyote hotspot.
Oh man, that poor doggy! Not only is the poor thing probably scared to death in the woods and maybe getting eaten by coyotes, but when it wasn’t lost, it had to belong to Suri Cruise. I can just imagine her torturing the poor thing – not in an animal cruelty way, but just in the way all kids do. I do hope they find her soon, though – anything is better than getting eaten by coyotes, I suppose.
August 26, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is getting old at this point – too many people throwing water over their heads for attention without actually giving back. The celebrities involved, however, seem to be making actual donations, and Leonardo DiCaprio has gone and outdone the lot, because he’s not only done the challenge, but he donated $100,000 to the cause.
As Leo wrote on his Facebook page accompanying the video:
“Hello from Lake Athabasca, we’re here learning about the Canadian tar sands. We took a moment to join the #IceBucketChallenge movement in support of the ALS Association. My friends Chief Adam of the Athabasca Chipewyan First Nation challenges Dave Collyer, president of Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers, Chief Courtoreille of the Mikisew Cree First Nation challenges Mark Little of Suncor Canada, and Sierra Club President Michael Brune challenges Shell CEO Ben van Beurden. And me? In addition to a donation from my foundation, I challenge Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper.”
Good for Leo for being so awesome and actually ponying up some real money. More celebs should follow in his footsteps.