1Naya Rivera got married to someone who isn’t Big Sean

Naya Rivera only broke off her engagement to ex-boyfriend Big Sean in April, but apparently she didn’t want to give up her wedding venue or send new invitations, because she just got married to some guy named Ryan Dorsey in a surprise beach ceremony. Uh… okay.

From People:

The actress married actor Ryan Dorsey on July 19 in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in front of a small group of close family.

“We feel truly blessed to be joined as husband and wife,” the couple told PEOPLE exclusively. “Our special day was fated and everything we could have ever asked for.”

Dorsey, who is originally from Charleston, West Virginia, attended the New York Conservatory for Dramatic Arts before moving to Los Angeles, where he met Rivera four years ago. Longtime friends, they saw their relationship blossom into a romance shortly after her engagement to rapper Big Sean ended in April.

For their nuptials, Rivera, 27, wore a Monique Lhuillier gown while Dorsey wore a Dolce & Gabbana suit. She carried a bouquet of daisies and baby’s breath and the couple exchanged Neil Lane rings.

Now back home in L.A., the couple are excited to start their new lives as newlyweds.

As they told PEOPLE: “True love always prevails.”

HAHAHA, yes, I suppose it does. Only I highly doubt your relationship counts as “true love”, considering. Homegirl is NUTS. I give this one about six months.

July 24, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer

0North West learns how to walk so she can get away from Kim Kardashian

North West recently celebrated her first birthday – they grow up so fast, don’t they?! – and she’s learning how to walk. Apparently after a swim lesson yesterday, she took her first steps, prompting Kim Kardashian to post the above photo on Instagram to share her happy news and say how proud she and Kanye are of their daughter.

I’m actually surprised Kim didn’t miss North’s first steps because she was too busy taking pictures of her own ass. Small miracles.

Now that North can walk, however, that means she’ll be able to run, soon. Once she can, I recommend she runs straight out the front door of their house and as far away from her insane parents as possible.

July 24, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer

2John Travolta’s alleged gay ex-lover sues for the right to out him

John Travolta is as straight as cooked spaghetti (i.e. he’s gay, if you didn’t get that memo), but he’s not out, despite the neverending stories about his various homosexual escapades. One of his ex-lovers in particular, a man named Douglas Gotterba, says they had an affair back in the ’80s and wants to write about their relationship in a tell-all memoir. The problem is, it would go against a 20-year-old confidentiality agreement, so he’s taking it to court to get that overturned.

From the New York Daily News:

In a National Enquirer story labeled “ridiculous” by Travolta’s camp, pilot Doug Gotterba said he first met the “Grease” star in February 1981 when he interviewed for a pilot job – and by September they were lovers.

“I know the date (the affair began) because I still have the log book and records,” Gotterba, 62, told the Enquirer.

He said they flew to Monterey, Calif., together and shared a “fantastic” bottle of merlot wine over dinner at the Highlands resort in Carmel.

“I got the sense I was being courted,” Gotterba said. “As we walked from the restaurant back to the room, John suddenly said, “Hey, would you like a massage?’”

Gotterba said he’d expected the invitation, and the massage quickly led to sex.

“John was gentle but very passionate. The next day he told me with a big smile on his face, ‘I really enjoyed last night,’” Gotterba told the Enquirer.

You need to read the full story because there’s a LOT more, and it’s a doozy. Do I think most of it happened? Yup, sure do. Do I think this confidentiality agreement will be overturned? I don’t know, but part of me hopes not. I understand that John’s level of gayness and his inability to not be a weirdo about it (we all remember the masseuses) is ridiculous, but I also don’t think ANYONE should ever be pressured or forced to come out when they’re uncomfortable doing so, which this dude clearly is. It’s a shame he can’t embrace who he truly is, but that’s not really anyone else’s decision to make – or live with – but his.

Oh, and here’s John and Douglas together back in the ’80s:

July 24, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

4Pharrell and Miley Cyrus release ‘Come and Get It Bae’ video

Just because it’s a thing that exists, I suppose I have to share Pharrell‘s new video for ‘Come and Get It Bae’, which is his new single with none other than Miley Cyrus. It’s a shit song and a shit video, but I guess some people like it. (For the record, I think Pharrell is WAY overrated, and Miley is… well, Miley).

What do you think of the song? The video? The idiotic name of this track? (“Bae”? No.)

July 24, 2014 at 7:00 am by Jennifer

1’50 Shades of Grey’ gets its first trailer

You wanted it (not really), it’s here (unfortunately): it’s time for the first 50 Shades of Grey trailer. The movie isn’t coming out until next Valentine’s Day, but apparently panties are still wet over this stupid shit, so a teaser just had to be released.

In terms of Beyoncé‘s musical contribution, it seems like she did a remake of ‘Crazy In Love’ for the trailer. Not sure if that’s the extent of her contribution or what, but here goes nothing.

What do we think, then? Looks boring as shit to me, but I’ll probably be forced to watch it anyway.

July 24, 2014 at 5:41 am by Jennifer

0Robin Thicke finally admits that his marriage is over

It seems like our longstanding national nightmare might finally be coming to a close, as Robin Thicke has apparently finally accepted the fact that his marriage to Paula Patton is dunzo and cannot be repaired. That’s right – no matter how many albums he releases with her name, no matter how many bouquets of flowers he tries to hawk in the name of love, she’s just not having it. THANK GOD.

From TMZ:

Robin Thicke is waving the white flag … telling people in his camp his marriage to Paula Patton has collapsed.

Thicke certainly gave a strong sign the union is over by listing his L.A. home Monday.  Paula has not lived in the house since their separation in February, after that grab-ass pic became public.

Sources connected with Robin tell TMZ … an attorney is already working on a financial settlement — separating assets.

Our sources say, however, neither side has hired a divorce lawyer.

Thicke is saying he will NOT be the one who files for divorce … she’ll have to do it.  But he says he’s done begging and is moving on.

Aw, what’s the matter, Robin? Too much trouble? Find a woman still willing to put out cos she doesn’t really want a relationship, she just wants the D? Fuck this dude and God help any woman who actually decides to get involved with him in future.

July 24, 2014 at 5:07 am by Jennifer