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Lena Dunham’s Green Hair: Hell Yes Or God No?

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No one divides people quite like Lena Dunham. She’s really one of those celebs that people either love or hate. Being on the cover of Vogue seemed to earn her more fans, after the whole photoshopping fiasco, but she’s still one of those celebs that people have very mixed feelings over. So I’m curious about what you all think about her new green hair, which she debuted on her Instagram:

 

Newly minted for the Canadian leg of the tour thanks to @tanneyb @rheannewhite

A photo posted by Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) on

What do we think: is it a “hell, yes” or a “God, no”? Personally, I think it actually suits her. It’s cute. I gotta say though, I actually really liked her platinum blonde hair, and had she just stuck with that, I wouldn’t have been mad. I’m not mad now, but I don’t know if it’s necessarily better. Of course, it’s her own damn hair and she can do whatever she wants with it, but let’s weigh in: hell yes, or God no?

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No One Is Seeing Lindsay Lohan’s Play

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Lindsay Lohan has been starring in David Mamet’s Speed-the-Plow and it’s been something of a disaster. And now, not even Oprah can save her from her dismal ticket sales. From the Daily News:

Lohan’s much-hyped arrival across the pond to star in a production of David Mamet’s “Speed-the-Plow” garnered the show press and drew audiences in the beginning, but now tickets for the play are on deep discount, nearly half off, starting at a measly 15 British pounds, or $24 here.

“Save 50% on tickets to ‘Speed-the-Plow’ starring Lindsay Lohan. Top price seats were £59.50, now just £29.75, saving you 50% when you book by Saturday,” is plastered on the homepage for West End Wilma, London’s equivalent to New York’s discount TKTS.

Sorry, Lohan, but LOLLLLL. Only $24 for a ticket? That’s pretty bad. And you know what? She deserves it. I feel no remorse over saying that. Yeah, she tried to get her shit together, but when you’re consistently late for rehearsals and can’t keep it together on stage, you deserve poor reviews and a drop in sales. I was rooting for her at one point, but now, I’m so over it. I don’t feel badly for her at all. I’m going to give her this:

you tried so hard star

I gotta say, I’m morbidly curious, and for $24, if the show were in the US, I would totally go see it. Would you?

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What Do We Think Of Johnny Depp’s New Look?

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Johnny Depp can’t seem to make a movie unless he’s wearing a stupid outfit. Case in point, his latest getup for Disney’s Into the Woods, in which he plays the Big Bad Wolf, but looks like a Big Bad Pimp (above).

I mean, honestly, what is this? It’s so ridiculous it’s making me angry. I’ve just had it with Mr. Amber Heard‘s whimsy.

ANYWAY, there are three other covers of additional Into the Woods characters, including Meryl Streep as “The Witch.” It’s just as ridiculous. She looks like the enchanted tree from Pocahontas. (Yeah yeah yeah, I’m grumpy today.) Check ‘em out below.

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Kim Kardashian Says She’s Gonna Make North West Get A Job

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Kim Kardashian loves to spoil her daughterNorth West, but she claims that she’s gonna make her get to work as soon as she’s old enough. Yeah, right. I’m not buying this bullshit for a goddamn second. But anyway, here’s what she said, via E!:

I was saying that earlier to my friends, ‘I wonder what [North's] first job is gonna be.’ And they were like, ‘What? She’s gonna have a job?’ and I was like, ‘Are you kidding me? Of course she is. She will have to work for what she wants.’

Maybe she’ll be a designer. Who knows? It’s too early to tell.

Are you rolling your eyes yet? Want to roll them harder? Here she is claiming that her parents made her work for everything in life:

I saved up for this Dolce & Gabbana dress I really wanted, or like in high school these Prada shoes that my parents wouldn’t buy me. And I remember they were $400, and I had to save for the entire year to get them. We didn’t get anything, we had to get a job if we wanted it. So I was working in a clothing store and I would save and save.

What is this revisionist history bullshit? What is she even talking about? I’m not buying this goddamn story for one goddamn second. Am I annoyed? Yeah, absolutely. I don’t believe any of the shit she’s saying. Does anyone else?

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Teresa Giudice Is Going To The “Orange Is The New Black” Prison

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Teresa Giudice was sentenced to 15 months in federal prison, and she’s not psyched. And now, even less so, because she’ll be spending it at the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, CT, AKA the Orange Is the New Black prison. From TMZ:

After her request to spend 12 of her 15 months at a halfway house was denied … Teresa got the news Wednesday that she’ll be headed to the Federal Correctional Institution in Danbury, CT.

Strangely enough, on “OITNB” … lead character Piper Chapman is similarly sentenced to 15 months at Danbury … for money laundering.

Teresa’s been begging the judge for weeks not to send her to Danbury … which the show depicts as being one of the worst prisons in the U.S.

I honestly don’t really know who Teresa Giudice is, as I never got into that Real Housewives bullshit, and I haven’t been following this story very closely. But thanks to her and her husband’s colossal f-ckup, she’s the only housewife that I now know by name.

Danbury made a cameo in another TV show — WeedsMary Louise-Parker‘s character served time there.

Fun place!

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Geena Davis pretended to be a mannequin at Ann Taylor

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Geena Davis has been keeping a pretty low profile lately, and while many of you may have been wondering how she’s spending her time, I can now assure you that she’s doing just fine – she’s just been giving interviews about pretending to be a mannequin in the window of the Ann Taylor shop she worked in before her big break. Yes, seriously. Love it!

In an interview about her first big break, Davis told NPR (via NY Mag), “I didn’t know, but I had an uncanny ability to be still.” In fact, crowds gathered outside the store to argue about whether she was a plastic statue. It sounds like a lot of fun. The best part is that Davis says she tried to get her friends to dare her to hang out in the display window, and her friends refused, but she did it anyway. Sometimes, you’ve just got to dare yourself to be the best beautiful prankster mannequin you can be.

Well, I guess the smallest thing can lead to the biggest opportunities, or something? Also, Geena Davis is awesome. I would watch a whole movie of her pretending to be a mannequin in a store window. Make it happen, Hollywood!

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Renee Zellweger has a new face and people are bugging out

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Only a couple of years ago, Renee Zellweger looked like a completely different person. In fact, she looked like a person who had been untouched by plastic surgery of any kind. Cut to October 2014, when she hit up Elle’s Women In Fashion Awards ceremony with a brand new face… and people really, really don’t know what to do with themselves about it.

Renee is 44 now, and getting older in Hollywood is hard. She’s certainly not the first person to go under the knife in an effort to preserve her youth (and therefore her ability to book jobs) in the industry. However, I think the reaction here has more to do with just how extreme this is. I honestly would not recognize her if I wasn’t told who she was. She has literally got a brand new face.

For those who may have forgotten, this is how she used to look:

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As for Renee, she says she hasn’t had any surgery at all, and that she’s just living a healthier, happier lifestyle (via People):

“I’m glad folks think I look different! I’m living a different, happy, more fulfilling life, and I’m thrilled that perhaps it shows,” Zellweger, 45, says of the attention she received after an appearance at the Elle Women in Hollywood Awards in Beverly Hills on Monday.

Calling the conversation about her appearance “silly,” she says she is choosing to address it because “it seems the folks who come digging around for some nefarious truth which doesn’t exist won’t get off my porch until I answer the door.”

LOL, okay, girl. I have no issue with plastic surgery whatsoever. It’s not my thing, but if it’s yours, do you. But at least don’t lie about it.

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