Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Shia LaBeouf is Einstein to one crazy ass fan

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Shia LaBeouf is certainly not the portrait of mental and emotional stability, but a deranged fan who thinks he’s Einstein and threatened to blow up his house sorta takes the cake here.

From TMZ:

Shia just got a restraining order against Graciela Nahle … who apparently showed up at his house eating watermelon on the driveway and when the actor asked her to leave she screamed, “I am going to blow up your house! I am going to blow up the world! You are Albert Einstein and we belong together.”

According to the docs — obtained by TMZ — Nahle showed up at Shia’s house 3 times and he fears for his safety.

She’s been a thorn in Shia’s side for months, once showing up with an infant in her arms … claiming to have been best buds in a previous incarnation.

She’s been previously arrested for making criminal threats against the actor.

Nahle has been ordered to stay 100 yards clear of Shia.

Uh… why? Like, just why to the whole thing? I understand there are a lot of psychos in the world, but when it’s something this extreme – that someone claims she thinks Shia LaBeouf, of all people, is actually Albert Einstein (why Einstein?) and she’s going to blow up his house so that they can be together… that just comes off as some of Shia’s performance art to me. I’m not saying that’s what it is since clearly the police got involved – not that that means anything – but I don’t know, it’s all just too bizarre. I wouldn’t be surprised if Shia writes a long, artsy Twitter message about it all sometime soon.

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Jenny McCarthy already lost her wedding ring

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Jenny McCarthy retired her vibrators for good (or at least for a while) last month when she tied the knot with Donnie Wahlberg. It’s a match made in heaven, but the marriage didn’t particularly get off to a good start, especially since Jenny has already “lost” her ring after she took it off to have sex with her new husband.

From Good Day NY:

“I’ve already lost the ring. We were staying in a hotel and you can’t have a wedding ring on… it’s a little hard to get romantic with diamonds on your hand. I removed it and put it on the room service table and they came and turned down the room and the ring was gone… But you know what though? If you’re gonna lose your wedding ring, you should lose it that way.”

Does anyone want to clue Jenny in on the fact that she didn’t really “lose” her ring, but that it was clearly stolen by a member of the hotel’s staff? Is she honestly that thick? Sure, I suppose there’s a chance that the ring was swept off the table and got lost in a cranny of the carpet (????) but I feel like this is pretty obvious: one of the housekeepers took it because she left a very expensive piece of jewelry on the bedside table of a hotel room.

The Daily Links

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Chris Hemsworth is going to be Hank Williams and I don’t know how to feel [Lainey Gossip]

This is the ‘Orange Is the New Black’ & ‘Golden Girls’ mashup you didn’t know you needed [Socialite Life]

This is what Miley Cyrus is doing with your hard-earned money [Celebslam]

Taylor Swift is still looking rather gorgeous (and very leggy) in New York [Popoholic]

Eddie Murphy and hot girlfriend Paige Butcher are still together [Moe Jackson]

Khloe Kardashian blames sister Kourtney for her weight gain [I'm Not Obsessed]

Miley Cyrus gets felt up by fans… and really likes it [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Good to see Chloe Sevigny out and about, looking great [ICYDK]

Jon Hamm doesn’t get religion, prefers math and science [Celebitchy]

This is what Beyonce money can buy you in this world [theBERRY]

Anastasia Ashley got stripped down and sexy for ‘Maxim’ [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Jessica Simpson looks like this now and I don’t know what happened [The Blemish]

Whoa – Cara Delevingne just booked herself a major new film role [The Frisky]

Lindsay Lohan has some very interesting friends these days [Romance Beat]

What have your fav celebs been up to on Twitter recently? [Celebuzz]

Meredith Vieira opens up about her past abusive relationship [TooFab]

Kanye West wants Kim Kardashian to leave her reality career behind [PopBytes]

Sienna Miller‘s showing a bit of something in her see-through top [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

David Gandy got nearly naked for ‘GQ’ and that’s something to celebrate [Socialite Life]

It seems like Jennifer Lopez doesn’t care about your schedule [Lainey Gossip]

Daisy Lowe is really hot and it seems like we forgot that [Celebslam]

You’d have thought Katherine Heigl could have picked a better outfit [Popoholic]

Why are we taking pictures of Lara Stone‘s underwear? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Rihanna still looks sexy in a bikini while in Barbados [Moe Jackson]

Feel good video of the day: Little girl gets to meet a real live unicorn [I'm Not Obsessed]

Aw, you just have to love a little Daniel Radcliffe, don’t you? [ICYDK]

Carlton from Fresh Prince is killing it on Dancing with the Stars [theBERRY]

Stephanie Davis went braless and this is news [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Lindsay Lohan lied about touching Whitney Houston‘s bodybag or something [PopBytes]

Benedict Cumberbatch gets all wet for charity and it’s… weird [Celebitchy]

Bill Murray attends birthday party, continues to be awesome [The Blemish]

Adrienne Curry wore a thong for Instagram, for whatever reason [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Kerry Washington wants you to know about financial abuse [The Frisky]

Elisabetta Canalis beat George Clooney to the altar – but will it last? [Romance Beat]

Heidi Montag got shut down by Lauren Conrad after trying to reconnect [Celebuzz]

Dax Shepard got a tattoo for Kristen Bell [TooFab]