Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chris Pine does a pretty good Christopher Walken impersonation

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We don’t really talk enough about Chris Pine here on Evil Beet. In fact, we don’t really talk about him at all – the last time we did was just about this time last year, after he pleaded guilty to a DUI and lost his license. Fortunately, things seem to have picked up for him since then, because now he’s doing pretty solid Christopher Walken impersonations on The Late Late Show!

I must say, I’m impressed.

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Hilary Duff was “super naughty” as a teenager

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Hilary Duff experienced fame at a very young age since she began starring on Lizzie McGuire when she was about 13, so it stands to reason that she probably got into some trouble. A shit ton of money, the world at your fingertips and the stupidity of youth combined? Nothing good usually comes of that. And indeed, Hilary revealed to TIME Magazine that she was “super naughty” when she was a teenager.

Have you ever lied about your age?

Of course! All the time. I used to lie about to my age to get into clubs and stuff.

Really?

Yeah, but I think they would all know how old I was anyway. I was pretty well-known by the time I was trying to get into clubs, and they would just let me in anyway.

Right. It must be hard to lie when everyone can Google your birthday.

I know! It wasn’t hard for me to get in. I knew most of the people — I’m not trying to sound like a brat or anything! I had an older sister too, so she learned the ropes for me and then I got to just sneak in. Super naughty! Naughty, naughty. A fake ID would never work for me because they’d be like, “We know who you are.” I think I had my sister’s old ID.

Did it work?

I can’t even remember having to use it. Who knows.

Well, okay. To be honest, sneaking into a club when you’re underage isn’t really “super naughty”, but maybe it is in Hilary Duff’s world. And, of course, I’m sure there’s a lot of stuff she’s obviously NOT mentioning – I’m sure she’s dabbled in drugs and God knows what else, but I dunno, I can’t really buy her as a bad ass.

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Gillian Anderson wants to see Jamie Dornan’s man junk

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Jamie Dornan might be Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, to many, but he also stars as a freak ass serial killer alongside Gillian Anderson in The Fall. Unlike Jamie’s (non-)relationship with Fifty Shades co-star Dakota Johnson, he gets along with Gillian famously and they’ve got chemistry out the wazoo. So much chemistry, in fact, that Gillian is a bit disappointed that she hasn’t had a chance to check out Jamie’s dick yet, apparently.

From The Telegraph:

“So, Gillian,” I say. “Have you seen Jamie Dornan, your serial killer co-star in The Fall getting his Christian Gray kit off in Fifty Shades?”

“No,” she demurs, copping out of the question with non-committal diplomacy. “I’ve been too busy. I’m either filming or on planes or putting my sons to bed.”

Too busy to make time for young Jamie whipping and chaining and rumpy-pumpying? Come on, woman, haven’t you got a pulse? Aren’t you even a little bit curious?

“I will see it,” she insists. “I am very interested to see his – range.” The imperceptible pause is too perfect an opportunity to ignore.

“Oh-ho, Gillian is that what we’re calling it these days?” And with that she dissolves into shrieks of laughter. Yes, Gillian Anderson isn’t just laughing, she is dabbing her eyes and laughing.

“That’s terrible! I mean, I like a good double entendre as much as the next person…but I really did mean his range.” She trails off and throughout the subsequent pot of tea there’s more laughter, a bit of relaxed swearing and an unflinching honesty that is, in its way, almost as discombobulating as her unflinching gravitas.

Man, will I ever get over my crush on Gillian Anderson? Probably not. But a better question is probably why we can’t have a Jamie Dornan/Gillian Anderson sex movie. Or just a Gillian Anderson one. Now that, I’d watch. Ahem.

When will the third season of The Fall be out, in the meantime? I know it’s probably not until late this year or early next, but it was left with such a cliffhanger and I gotta know what’s going to happen! I won’t elaborate because you might not all have finished yet, but it’s GOOD.

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Meghan Trainor is teaming up with “curvy girl” fashion brand FULLBEAUTY

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Meghan Trainor, everyone’s favourite new pop star (SIKE!), is about to get a whole lot more obnoxious by joining up with FULLBEAUTY, a self-described “leading fashion brand for curvy girls”. Meghan will be working with the brand on “several projects” throughout the year including “event collaborations, social media engagement, fashion and beauty activations and more.” ::Jumps out window::

Here’s the official press release:

Paul Travin, the CEO of FULLBEAUTY, stated, “We feel privileged to have Meghan Trainor, who has inspired millions with her music, on our team as we promote fashion and empowerment to women.” Stephanie Sobel, the President of FULLBEAUTY, also said “Meghan Trainor’s music is truly powerful and FULLBEAUTY Brands is thrilled to be working with such a talented individual. Her lyrics inspire confidence from within, which is well aligned with our core company philosophy.”

Meghan Trainor also had this to say about the partnership: “I believe that all women should fully love who they are and how they look. I am proud to partner with FULLBEAUTY Brands, a company that embodies this same sentiment.”

Be honest with me, ladies – have any of you ever heard of FULLBEAUTY? I certainly have not, but I’m no expert. Wouldn’t a bigger get have been Meghan teaming up with, say, Forever 21 for their plus sized range? Or like, I dunno, Torrid or something? Don’t get me wrong – I will give the girl credit for being a spokesperson for “curvy girls” (JUST SAY PLUS SIZE!), but I dunno, this whole thing seems like a disaster.

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Jeremy Renner’s wife is extorting him over a sex tape

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Jeremy Renner‘s wife, Sonny Pacheco, decided she wanted a divorce a few months back – not that long after they actually got married. The whole situation was a bit bizarre, with Sonni claiming that Jeremy had stolen her passport, birth certificate and social security card and insisting that he return it so they could get their marriage over with. However, things have taken another bizarre turn now, with Jeremy saying that Sonni extorted him over some supposed sex tape if he didn’t follow through on his promise to get her a green card. Yikes.

From TMZ:

Renner is in the middle of a bitter child custody fight over their nearly 2-year-old daughter Ava. Sonni Pacheco’s gunning for primary custody of their child and wants more than $13K a month in child support.

Jeremy has been sharing 50/50 custody since they split up in December.

In Jeremy’s new legal docs — obtained by TMZ — Jeremy says Sonni repeatedly admitted she married him to get a green card and financial stability. He claims she repeatedly told their roommate Jeremy should be nice to her and not fight her on the green card or money issues or she’d release the embarrassing videos to TMZ … By the way, TMZ never spoke with her and we wouldn’t post such videos.

Jeremy says there are multiple issues of bad parenting on Sonni’s part, the worst of which was back in September when he was on location and she left their kid alone in the house for 15 minutes. She went in an Uber to party and never checked to see if someone was at home to care for Ava.

Their roommate filed a declaration saying Sonni smokes and drinks and in fact stopped breast feeding because she felt guilty she was drinking alcohol.

The roommate also claims Sonni did coke during a vacation right after Ava was born.

What the hell? This is so insane. I’m also kind of confused, because how does she have a social security card if she’s not a US citizen? And if Jeremy was happy to end the relationship, why did he want her paperwork? Wouldn’t he WANT her to get deported? I mean, besides the fact that she would take their child with her, of course.

Finally, who on EARTH would ever want to see a Jeremy Renner sex tape? No thank you.

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Kelly Osbourne will have ovaries removed like Angelina Jolie

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Following Angelina Jolie‘s announcement that she’s undergone surgery to remove her ovaries due to a cancer gene – BRCA1 – which made it all but certain she would end up contracting the disease, Kelly Osbourne has revealed that she’ll be undergoing the procedure herself for the same reasons.

Here’s the scoop, via BBC Newsbeat:

The TV star and former fashion reporter was talking about Jolie’s decision to have preventative cancer surgery on CBS show The Talk.

The 30-year-old said: “I actually do have the cancer gene.”

Her mother, Sharon, also has the gene and had a double mastectomy in 2012. “My mom made all of us get tested. I agree with this 100%,” said Kelly.

“I know that one day I will eventually have to do it too because if I have children, I want to be there to bring them up.”

“I want to be there to support them in every way I can.”

“It’s something I applaud Angelina for because she’s bringing attention to this, and people are now going to go out and get tested for it.”

I think to many, undergoing precautionary surgery of this degree probably seems drastic or over-the-top, but I think it’s smart. The elevated risk of those with the genetic mutation is INSANE, and I’d much rather not have boobs or ovaries than to deal with cancer later on in life. But, as Angelina herself has pointed out in the several op-eds she’s written on the topic, the decision is an extremely personal one and certainly not an easy one, especially for women who want to start a family, etc. As I said, one day, I really hope that we’ll have a cure for cancer, but in the meantime, I think it’s worth it to do whatever we can to fight it ourselves.

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are married

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Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher are parents to an adorable baby girl named Wyatt already, but it looks like they might have experienced another major life change in recent months, as well: they’re apparently married. While neither of them has come out and said the words “WE EXCHANGED VOWS” as such, Mila was asked whether she’d already tied the knot with Ashton during an interview with James Corden on The Late Late Show on Monday night, and she didn’t exactly deny it.

So yeah, they’re married, right? Good for them. Ashton has always been a bit of a dolt, but I feel like he’s been marginally less obnoxious since he got with Mila. Maybe that’s just in my brain, though, since we haven’t really seen all that much of him since they got together. And maybe that’s the point. Mazel Tov, anyway.

On a side note, what do you guys think of James Corden on the show? I’ve seen people bugging out about how they couldn’t understand his accent and I thought a) How on earth did you understand Craig Ferguson when he was on the air? and b) Seriously? God help you if you ever go to Manchester, Essex, North Yorkshire or basically anywhere other than Mayfair in London.

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