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Kate Upton hates her big, beautiful breasts

Kate Upton's boobs have served her well in the modeling industry, but like any girl …

Christina Hendricks says "No, thanks!" to kids

Christina Hendricks has been married to husband Geoffrey Arend since 2009, so everyone wants to …

Snow White and Prince Charming got married!

It was only about six months ago that Once Upon a Time's Ginnifer Goodwin and …

Tori Spelling can't give Dean McDermott enough sex

Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott have been having some drama... and by "drama", I …

Johnny Depp is testifying in a bizarre murder trial

This is a bit of a weird one. Johnny Depp was subpoenaed this week to …

Did Beyoncé Photoshop herself a thigh gap?

Celebrities Photoshopping their pictures - even their "candid" Instagram images - is nothing new and …

0Gwyneth Paltrow’s GOOP CEO quit… and it looks suspicious

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Oh shit, something’s going down over at GOOP headquarters, y’all. Our Lady of $500 Sweaters is in a bit of a pickle, as the company’s CEO, Seb Bishop, quit abruptly last week, arousing suspicion that something’s not kosher in Gwyneth Paltrow‘s overpriced, whitewashed wonderland.

From the New York Post:

Our source said: “Seb was ready to move his wife, Heidi, and their children from London, and had even been looking at properties in Los Angeles, but then he abruptly quit.” The source added, “There is speculation that he and Paltrow disagreed on the direction of Goop, partly that she used the Web site as a vehicle for her personal life, and the ‘conscious uncoupling’ announcement.”

Paltrow rep Stephen Huvane confirmed Bishop is leaving Goop, but denied he abruptly quit in a disagreement with Paltrow.

He told us, “It’s not completely true. Seb is still with Goop, but has decided not to relocate his family to Los Angeles. He will be transitioning out over time until a replacement is named.”

However, someone at US Weekly is sorta calling bullshit on that story.

“A week and a half ago, he abruptly resigned from GOOP,” the insider tells Us. “It’s really suspicious — I think something weird is going on with GOOP.”

Something weird is always going on with GOOP. Isn’t that sort of the premise upon which it’s based. It’s weird that someone thinks your spring wardrobe should cost $25,000. It’s weird that someone advocates dish towels – PIECES OF CLOTH YOU WILL LITERALLY DRY YOUR HANDS AND DISHES ON – should cost hundreds of dollars, and that that’s a sound investment. It’s weird that you would announce the end of your PERSONAL relationship in your BUSINESS newsletter. I mean, what? I don’t know anything about this Seb guy, but he seems pretty smart to get out while he could.

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April 18, 2014 at 9:30 am by Jennifer
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0Kris Jenner blames “pranksters” for sabotaging her family

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Ooookay, wait just a rootin’ tootin’ second here. Kris Jenner claims that there’s some band of “pranksters” out there who are purposely planting false information about the Kardashian/Jenner clan in the media in an effort to sabotage the family, apparently. If that’s not self-righteous enough for you, she thinks it’s someone in that prankster group that started the whole Kris Jenner sex tape “rumour”, as well.

From TMZ:

Sources close to Kris tell us, the matriarch is convinced she and the rest of the Kardashian family are the victims in an elaborate prank plot — and she believes the people behind it are the same people who spread rumors she was in a sex tape.

We’re told the group is responsible for a string of pranks against the family — planting bogus stories about the sex tape, Kris dating a rapper, Kim’s wedding, Rob Kardashian in rehab, and more.

Even crazier … Kris believes one of the pranksters has been impersonating her to a tee, booking fake photoshoots and fancy restaurant reservations around the country.

We’re told the group booked a Kardashian reservation at every Nobu in America last week — and Kris only found out when her phone rang off the hook with requests to confirm. We’re told Kris has now given her favorite restaurants code words to verify Kardashian reservations from here out.

I mean… I guess it’s possible or something? I know people have a lot of spare time on their hands and do stupid shit, but creating fake restaurant reservations? What would be the point, honestly? Also, in re: the sex tape, she wouldn’t have been so worked up about it/continued talking about it if it didn’t exist. How can someone blackmail you over something they don’t have? Think about it, Kris – you’re your own worst “prankster”.

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April 18, 2014 at 9:00 am by Jennifer

0The Morning Links

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Tom Hardy doesn’t really have the newlywed glow [Lainey Gossip]

Chelsea Clinton is pregnant with her first child [ICYDK]

Oh no, John Travolta is a zombie [The Superficial]

Matt Bomer looks sexy, shows off some chest [Socialite Life]

Brooke Burke is filming a new commercial [Celebslam]

Kendra Wilkinson has got a really big baby bump [TooFab]

Sallie Axl is trying really hard to be sexy [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Here’s our first look at the new season of ‘Orange is the New Black’! [I'm Not Obsessed]

Emily Ratajkowski put her nipple on Instagram [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Who wouldn’t want to meet up with Alessandra Ambrosio? [Moe Jackson]

Nina Dobrev is dating another ‘Vampire Diaries’ star now [Celebitchy]

Kourtney Kardashian‘s kleavage is the klassiest [Fishwrapper]

This is Anne Hathaway in workout gear [Popoholic]

Paul Walker‘s mother has dropped her custody bid [Starpulse]

If you want to see Zac Efron and Seth Rogen show their penises, you’re in luck [The Frisky]

Lindsay Lohan won’t be getting a second season from Oprah [PopBytes]

Sky Ferreira says she’s not really a racist [OMG Blog]

Is Cressida Bonas about to join the royal family? [Lainey Gossip]

Here’s everything you ever wanted to know about ‘Saved by the Bell’ [theBERRY]

Heather Graham is actually pretty flawless [ICYDK]

Victoria Beckham turned 40 and the world didn’t end [Bohomoth]

Here’s Irina Shayk on the beach with… pigs? [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]

Would you want Paul Wesley to judge your film? [Socialite Life]

Oh no, Mischa Barton. Just no. [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]

Maitland Ward went pretty much naked on the red carpet [The Superficial]

Are we forgetting about Naomi Watts? [Celebslam]

Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo are still going strong [Moe Jackson]

Amber Heard and Johnny Depp already had their bachelor/ette parties [Celebitchy]

Oh look, it’s Amanda Seyfried out walking her dog [Popoholic]

Banksy‘s art is getting a little boring [The Frisky]

Is Courtney Stodden getting back with Doug Hutchinson? [Fishwrapper]

April 18, 2014 at 8:30 am by Jennifer
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0Well, Chris Brown is looking good!

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Celebrity mugshots are always sort of hilarious (depending on the person in them), but there’s nothing funny about Chris Brown‘s latest set. Some CBS affiliate, WUSA9, got hold of the photos from Brown’s arrest last October in DC – the reason he’s sat in a cushy Virginia jail cell at the moment awaiting trial later this month.

He looks… well, a goddamn mess, frankly. What’s going on with the hair? What’s going on with all of it? He looks like a junkie, to be honest… and like jail’s a good place for him to be. Unfortunately, even if he’s convicted, the maximum sentence is 180 days (until he’s back on the street, undoubtedly commits under crime and ends up straight back there).

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April 18, 2014 at 6:00 am by Jennifer
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0Hayden Panettiere wasn’t invited back to ‘Heroes’

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Hayden Panettiere‘s character on Heroes was a cheerleader with the power of cell rejuvination, apparently, which sounds pretty awesome. I never watched the original show, but since there’s going to be a reboot later this year – Heroes Reborn – I thought I might get a chance to see her reprise the role. Not so, because she wasn’t actually invited back.

From US Weekly:

“It was a shock to me,” the Nashville star says, adding that she found out about the reboot through the grapevine. “In fact, I believe I became privy to that through my cousin. She sent me a text message and told me about it.”

“I mean, we had nothing, nothing to do with it,” she says of the reboot. “It will definitely be interesting to see how they reinvent that.”

When asked to speculate over what Claire has been up to, Panettiere responds with a simple “Who knows?” She explains, “It’s a little bit of an interesting feeling because you go, ‘That was our show, our home, our family,’ something that we had a major part in creating,” adding that it would hurt if the reboot were to bring back its original characters.”

“I mean, I hope that they don’t have somebody else playing our characters,” she quips, adding, “that would be a little dagger in the heart. But, you never know. I wish them success in it, for sure.”

Huh. I bet it kinda sucks that she wasn’t invited back, but maybe that’s because she’s doing Nashville? That’s all I can think of. Or maybe the reboot doesn’t have much of a budget so they’re going to bring in unknowns so they can pay them less? I suppose there’s always the chance that they don’t like her, but I dunno, I’ve never read any horror stories about Hayden, so I’m not sure how true that would be!

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April 17, 2014 at 12:00 pm by Jennifer
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0Apparently “Kardashian Phobia” is a real thing

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Well, there’s a whole new illness on the block, and this one is particularly hilarious/strange/bizarrely fitting. Apparently retail assistant Mike Amess has a severe phobia of the entire Kardashian family to the point of becoming ill whenever he so much as sees a picture of them. HAHAHA! Here’s the scoop from The Daily Mail (PLEASE read the whole thing – this is so hilarious):

He breaks out in a cold sweat whenever he sees or hears the famous family and says the sight of a semi-naked Kim even makes him vomit with disgust.

The 24-year-old from Exeter explains, ‘Just hearing the sound of the Kardashians’ nasal voices or catching a glimpse of them on screen makes me feel nauseous and shaky. My hands get clammy, my breathing gets heavier and I start sweating. Sometimes, I get teary and want to retch.’

Apparently this phobia started with having watched Kim‘s sex tape, which “repulsed” him – and not just because he’s gay.

‘I really wanted to be aroused by her so I kept watching it but she made me feel more and more upset. By the end of the tape, I had burst into tears. The experience left me terrified and I never wanted to see Kim’s face again. I have come to terms with my homosexuality now but my dread towards her has never left.’Mike says that his phobia has got worse since Kim’s fame skyrocketed and his fear now extends to the whole Kardashian family.

He explains, ‘Kim and her sisters look and sound so similar – they’re a mess. They make my stomach churn, I hate it. I dislike everything about them, especially their physical appearance. I don’t understand how anyone could find them attractive. I can’t stand their voices either. They’re so whiny and shrill – it really gets under my skin.’

LOL. He’s also really upset because he “misses out” on important celebrity gossip because he’s afraid he’ll have to see a picture of one of the Kardashians and he’ll throw up again, the way he did when he saw the ‘Bound 2′ video for the first time:

He says, ‘One day, I was lazing about on the sofa in front of the TV. I was skipping through music channels and that video came on.

Seeing Kim naked, with her boobs bouncing about like that brought back memories of that horrendous sex tape. It was like reliving that incident all over again.

‘Before I knew it, I was sweating like a pig and throwing up. When I hear ‘Bound 2′ on the radio now, I have to switch the station immediately.’

I just can’t with this guy. Also, he blames his single status on the Kardashians and even had to break-up with a former boyfriend because of his fear. Like, WHAT? Oh, and he can’t seek doctor’s help because he knows he’d get laughed out of the office. This is the best story (and the most full of bullshit story) EVER. Also, how great is it that his last name is “Amess”? He can say that shit again.

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April 17, 2014 at 11:00 am by Jennifer