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Khloe Kardashian is starving herself to lose weight

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Khloe Kardashian has always got the short end of the Kardashian/Jenner stick. She’s seen as the “fat” one, the “ugly” one, the one that’s possibly not even really Robert Kardashian’s daughter, she married a crackhead, she may or may not be able to have kids even though she’s the one that wanted them most, yada yada. It’s not right and I feel bad for the girl – especially when you considered that even her own family treats her like shit half the time (you may or may not have seen this/heard about it, but Kim Kardashian – yes, she with the biggest ass on earth – had the nerve to say in last week’s ep of Keeping up with the Kardashians that Khloe needs to lose weight… because her ass is too big).

In any case, apparently all this pressure to slim down has apparently pushed Khloe over the edge and she’s reportedly starving herself now in an effort to get skinny.

A klose family insider have told OK Magazine: “Khloe is beating herself up big time, because she’s tried everything to shed the pounds.” Considering that she lost so much weight this year, and have been rumored to follow Kim’s path in posing for Playboy, how come she’s unhappy?

According to her trainer Gunnar Peterson, Khloe has been doing extra work at the gym to sweat it out. “Khloe is always trying to get better. She’s not obsessed or a crazy lady about it, it’s just about the work,” he said. “Khloe has her head down. She’s got a steady work ethic and there’s no over analysis.”

However, her gym routine doesn’t seem to work since there are rumours that she’s “starving herself” because it’s really hard to lose the weight. Her ultimate goal is to be in the same figure as her ikonik sister Kim. The insider added, “Everyone tells her she looks fantastic and should embrace her curves, but however much she protests, Khloe would give anything to be as slim as her sisters.”

“She hates her thighs and arms especially, and although she’s looked into various plastic surgery procedures she’s conscious these are only a quick fix.”

I mean, this HAS to be bullshit, right? First of all, I bet you Khloe is ALREADY thinner than Kim – I don’t think Kim is fat (and I also don’t think anyone deserves to be criticized or ridiculed even if they are fat), but she’s about 5 feet tall and is definitely not what anyone would call “skinny”. Khloe is about a foot taller with a completely different body structure – and guess what, she’s also ALREADY THIN.

This family’s obsession with this false perfection is sickening and extremely sad.

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President Obama called James Franco “James Flacco”

President Obama Holds News Conference Before Hawaii Vacation

Everyone is talking about Sony’s decision to bow to the demands of the Guardians of Peace hackers by not only canceling the release of the Seth Rogen and James Franco comedy The Interview, but to delete every sign of the movie’s existence online, deleting its official website, trailer, etc.

We all have our opinions on the situation, even President Barack Obama. He thinks the whole thing is a bit of a mess. I mean, who gets upset over a movie starring Seth Rogen and James Flacco? Yeah, you heard me right – Joe Flacco… the Baltimore Ravens quarterback? Yikes. That’s right, Obama confused these two men when discussing the North Korea fiasco:

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I mean, we all make mistakes, right? At least John Travolta probably feels a little less alone these days…

 

Kim Kardashian sent Kris Jenner a very special email

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I’m pretty sure Kris Jenner is some sort of evil mastermind, hell bent on controlling the lives of her daughters – each of whom she’s whored out to the highest bidder since they were able to make duck lips on Instagram – and everything about them: their money, their image, their business endorsements, etc. She also knows just how to put them in their places when they get a bit too cheeky for their own good. That has to be true, since I can’t think of another reason Kris felt the need to share an email sent to her by her most lucrative daughter (for the moment), Kim Kardashian:


I’m not quite sure what to make of the fact that Kim thinks Amish is spelled “omish”, though perhaps we can’t blame her for spelling phonetically. I suppose we should be lucky she can compose an email at all. Besides, maybe she’s right – maybe we do need more “chic, tights dresses” in our lives. What do I know?

Either way, I think Kris is an evil genius who thought, “Huh, you think you’re telling me something about fashion? I’ll humiliate you!”… though considering no one ever believed Kim was a Mensa scholar, I don’t know how effective that plan was.

Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka have adorable kids

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Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka are definitely one of the most adorable Hollywood families. They’ve been together for like, a lifetime, and have two adorable kids – 4-year-old twins named Harper and Gideon. So cute are these kids that their cuteness could not be contained and NPH had to share a video of them decorating the family Christmas tree and singing ‘Jingle Bells’. I mean, look at this:


Yay! David is back home, and the family all together! Time to trim us a tree! #trim #carols #JingleFeels

A video posted by Neil Patrick Harris (@instagranph) on

Even the puppy is adorable and was in the Christmas spirit! Ahhh!


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Basically, this is your dose of cuteness for the day. Happy Friday!

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Best And Worst Celebrity Looks Of The Week!

Sienna Miller continues the annoying trend (to me) of wearing see-through dresses. What do you think of the trend?

Sienna Miller continues the annoying trend (to me) of wearing see-through dresses. What do you think of the trend?

CHRISTMAS IS COMING, AHHH! And I have the perfect gift for you all: another hot edition of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! No need to thank me. Here’s last week’s if you want double the pleasure, double the fun. We don’t have loads of looks for you this week, as things are winding down the closer we get to Xmas. But enjoy, regardless.

AS ALWAYS, go through the photos and make your picks for who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!

 

Iggy+Azalea

Iggy Azalea went so tame. As a result, she looks so much more mature than she usually does. She kind of looks like Kim Basinger, no? Anyway, it’s a simple, cute look.

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Stephen Collins molested underage girls because he’s a “flawed person”

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Welp, if you can’t get legit acting jobs anymore because you’re a child molester so no one wants to hire you, the next best thing is to try and pocket some cash – and some sympathy! – by parading around in front of the press talking about what a changed man you are and how you only made little girls touch your junk because you’re a “flawed person” and Jesus forgives you for it.

Go on then, Stephen Collins

In the church, it’s actually one of the things I love about the church … Christ says in so many ways, “Bring me that which about you is broken. Bring it.” And, most people are broken in some way…

Most people either get to or have to or choose to hide it. This came out. I didn’t choose this to come out. I didn’t want to have to deal with these things publicly. I had dealt with them very, very strongly and committedly in my private life. I think I’m a human being with flaws and I’ve done everything I can to address them.

Collins also claims he had no trouble at all playing a pastor on 7th Heaven because his child molesting was like a totally different person. WTF?

Look, I’d never say that a person can’t change or that someone’s personal faith can’t help to redeem them, but as someone pointed out in the Gawker comments that covered this, “Jesus is the ultimate tap-out”. There are SO many Christians (and yes, other religions, but I’m talking about Christians here) who think that they don’t need to face any actual, real-life consequences for stuff because they’ve asked Jesus to forgive them and so they’re square now. That’s not how life works, bro. Your ass still deserves to be in jail, you should still be forced to face the realities of what you did – your Bible-thumping does not absolve you.

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