Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Everything coming to TV and Streaming in March 2022!

March has so much going for it on the screen of your choice.  The Good news is The Andy Warhol Diaries is finally almost here and I’ll be sitting on my remote until it drops at 3 am March 9th.

The bad?  The Queen of Versailles Reigns Again will be a Discovery + series that follows up on a 2012 documentary about a wealthy family building a 90,000 square foot house in Florida.  It’s finished.  But be forewarned.  These people are horrible. In the original doc the market crash forced them to let most of the house staff go.  As a result, one of the pets died of starvation because no one in that family can do anything for themselves.

 

Tuesday, March 1

THE GUARDIANS OF JUSTICE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
WORST ROOMMATE EVER – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
THE LARRY DAVID STORY – HBO – 9 p.m. (Docuseries)

Wednesday, March 2

SAVAGE RHYTHM – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Court Cam Season 4 (Midseason Premiere) – A&E – 9 p.m.
Neighborhood Wars Season 2 – A&E – 10 p.m.

Thursday, March 3

THE DROPOUT – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
The Problem With Jon Stewart (Midseason Premiere) – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m.
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Little Ellen Season 2 – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m.
MIDNIGHT AT THE PERA PALACE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
The Parisian Agency: Exclusive Properties Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Power Rangers Dino Fury Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
JOE VS. CAROL – Peacock – 3:01 a.m. (True Crime Drama)
THE TOURIST – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Star Trek: Picard Season 2 – Paramount+ – 3:01 a.m.
Buried in the Backyard Season 4 (Midseason Premiere) – Oxygen – 8 p.m.
Top Chef Season 19 – Bravo – 8 p.m.
Secrets in the Ice Season 3 – Science – 9 p.m.
DICKTOWN – FXX – 10 p.m. (Comedy)

Friday, March 4

THE BOYS PRESENTS: DIABOLICAL – Amazon – 12:01 a.m. (Comic Book Action)BUG OUT – IMDb TV – 12:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Central Park Season 2 – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m.
Dear… Season 2 – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m.
Art in Bloom Season 2 – Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m.
LIES AND DECEIT – Netflix – 3:01 am. (Thriller)
MAKING FUN – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
PIECES OF HER – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Thriller)
An Unexpected Killer Season 3 – Oxygen – 8 p.m.
Love After Lockup Season 4 – WE – 9 p.m.

 

Saturday, March 5

Zombie House Flipping Season 4 – A&E – 11 a.m.
Stolen By Their Father (TV Movie) – Lifetime – 8 p.m.

 

Sunday, March 6

The Circus Season 8 – Showtime – 8 p.m.
SOMEONE THEY KNEW… WITH TAMRON HALL – Court TV – 8 p.m. (Docuseries)
THE COURTSHIP – NBC – 8 p.m. (Dating Show)
Outlander Season 6 – Starz – 9 p.m.
Weakest Link Season 2 – NBC – 9 p.m.
When Calls the Heart Season 9 – Hallmark – 9 p.m.
WINNING TIME – HBO – 9 p.m. (Drama)
SHINING VALE – Starz – 10 p.m. (Comedy)
Transplant Season 2 – NBC – 10 p.m.
Unexpected Season 5 – TLC – 10 p.m.
SHINING VALE – Starz – 10:21 p.m. (Comedy)

Monday, March 7

THE CHELSEA DETECTIVE – Acorn TV – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)

Tuesday, March 8

An Astrological Guide for Broken Hearts Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Chip and Potato Season 3 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
LAST ONE STANDING – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
LEGACY: IN THE SHADOW OF GREATNESS – Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
PERFECT WORLD: A DEADLY GAME – Peacock – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Teen Mom 2 Season 11 – MTV – 8 p.m.
CRIME SCENE CONFIDENTIAL – ID – 9 p.m. (Reality)
Storage Wars Season 14 – A&E – 9 p.m.
DEEP FRIED DYNASTY – A&E – 10 p.m. (Reality)
NO RETREAT: BUSINESS BOOTCAMP – CNBC – 10 p.m. (Reality)
THE THING ABOUT PAM – NBC – 10 p.m. (Crime Drama)

Wednesday, March 9

THE ANDY WARHOL DIARIES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
BYRON BAES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
QUEER EYE GERMANY – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
The Last Kingdom Season 5 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
WEEKEND FAMILY – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
The Flash Season 8 (Midseason Premiere) – The CW – 8 p.m.
The Masked Singer Season 7 – Fox – 8 p.m.
Survivor Season 42 (Two-Hour Premiere) – CBS – 8 p.m.
DOMINO MASTERS – Fox – 9 p.m. (Reality Competition)
Black Files Declassified Season 2 – Science – 9 p.m.
Kung Fu Season 2 – The CW – 9 p.m.
DOMINO MASTERS – Fox – 9 p.m. (Competition)
Good Trouble Season 4 – Freeform – 10 p.m.
Signs of a Psychopath Season 3 (Midseason Premiere) – ID – 10 p.m.

 

Thursday, March 10

BUST DOWN – Peacock – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
Ghost Adventures Season 25 (Spring Premiere) – 3:01 a.m.
Karma’s World Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
KOTARO LIVES ALONE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Anime)
LOVE, LIFE & EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Ruthless Season 3 – BET+ – 3:01 a.m.
THAT DIRTY BLACK BAG – AMC+ – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
THEODOSIA – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
FIX MY FLIP – HGTV – 9 p.m. (Reality)
Siesta Key Season 4 (Midseason Premiere) – MTV – 9 p.m.
Nightwatch Season 6 – A&E – 10 p.m.

Friday, March 11

Formula 1: Drive to Survive Season 4 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
LIFE AFTER DEATH WITH TYLER HENRY – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
ONCE UPON A TIME… HAPPILY NEVER AFTER – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Musical)
THE LAST DAYS OF PTOLEMY GREY – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
Upload Season 2 – Amazon – 12:01 a.m.
Charmed Season 4 – The CW – 8 p.m.
The Loud House Season 6 – Nick – 8 p.m.
Raven’s Home Season 5 – Disney – 8 p.m.
Dynasty Season 5 (Midseason Premiere) – The CW – 9 p.m.
THE GHOST TOWN TERROR – Travel – 10 p.m.

Saturday, March 12

BUILD IT FORWARD – HGTV – 6 p.m. (Reality)
MASH-UP OUR HOME – HGTV – 8 p.m. (Reality)
Cruel Instruction (TV Movie) – Lifetime – 8 p.m.
Feeling Butterflies (TV Movie) – Hallmark – 8 p.m.

Sunday, March 13

Stanley Tucci: Searching for Italy Season 2 – CNN – 9 p.m.
Weakest Link Season 2 – NBC – 9 p.m.
NOMAD WITH CARLTON MCCOY – CNN – 10 p.m. (Docuseries)
GAME THEORY WITH BOMANI JONES – HBO – 11:30 p.m. (Reality)

Monday, March 14

MOTO GP: UNLIMITED – Amazon – 12:01 a.m. (Reality)
THE JULIA CHILD CHALLENGE – Food – 9 p.m. (Competition)
SECRETS OF THE CHIPPENDALES MURDERS – A&E – 10 p.m. (Docuseries)

Tuesday, March 15

TEAM ZENKO GO – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Anime)
Young Rock Season 2 – NBC – 8 p.m.
Mr. Mayor Season 2 – NBC – 8:30 p.m.
FIXER TO FABULOUS – HGTV – 9 p.m. (Reality)
PHOENIX RISING – HBO – 9 p.m. (Docuseries)

 

Wednesday, March 16

PEDAL TO METAL – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
BAD VEGAN: FAME, FRAUD, FUGITIVES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
HEI$T: THE GREAT ROBBERY OF BRAZIL’S CENTRAL BANK – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
BEYOND THE EDGE – CBS – 9 p.m. (Competition)
Temptation Island Season 7 – USA – 10 p.m.

Thursday, March 17

BELOW DECK DOWN UNDER – Peacock – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
Curious George Season 15 – Peacock – 3:01 a.m.
DMZ – HBO Max – 3:01 am. (Drama)
Jellystone Season 2 – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m.
Millennials Season 2 – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m.
MINX – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
SOIL – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)
Masterchef Junior Season 8 – Fox – 8 p.m.
WELCOME TO THE FLATCH – Fox – 9:30 p.m. (Docuseries)
MILLION DOLLAR HUSTLE – Lifetime – 10:03 p.m. (Reality)

Friday, March 18

LIFE & BETH – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Comedy)
ALESSANDRO CATTELAN: ONE SIMPLE QUESTION – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Animal Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
CRACOW MONSTERS – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
ETERNALLY CONFUSED AND EAGER FOR LOVE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
HUMAN RESOURCES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
IS IT CAKE? – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Light the Night Part 3 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
STANDING UP – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Top Boy Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
YOUNG, FAMOUS & AFRICAN – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
WECRASHED – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
HUMAN RESOURCES – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Adult Animation)
VLAD & NIKI – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)

Saturday, March 19

MARRY ME NOW – OWN – 9 p.m. (Reality)

Sunday, March 20

Call the Midwife Season 11 – PBS – 8 p.m.
Riverdale Season 6 (Midseason Premiere) – The CW – 8 p.m.
Sanditon Season 2 – PBS – 9 p.m.
Bar Rescue Season 8 (Midseason Premiere) – Paramount – 10 p.m.
Expedition Bigfoot Season 3 – Travel – 10 p.m.

 

Monday, March 21

9-1-1 Season 5 (Midseason Premiere) – Fox – 8 p.m.
AMERICAN SONG CONTEST – NBC – 8 p.m. (Singing Competition)
9-1-1: Lone Star (Timeslot Premiere) – Fox – 9 p.m.

Tuesday, March 22

THE PRINCIPLES OF PLEASURE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)

Wednesday, March 23

Bloods Season 2 – Hulu – 12:01 a.m.
PARALLELS – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Drama)

Thursday, March 24

HALO – Paramount+ – 3:01 a.m. (Action)
HILLSON: A MEAGCHURCH EXPOSED – Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
ONE PERFECT SHOT – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
Starstruck Season 2 – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m.
Atlanta Season 3 (Two-episode premiere) – FX – 10 p.m.

Friday, March 25

LIZZO’S WATCH OUT FOR THE BIG GIRLS – Amazon – 12:01 a.m. (Reality)
PACHINKO – Apple TV+ – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
Bridgerton Season 2 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
TRANSFORMERS: BOTBOTS – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Anime)
Put a Ring on It Season 3 – OWN – 9 p.m.
American Justice Season 15 – A&E – 10 p.m.

Saturday, March 26

The Cabins Season 2 -Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m.
BE MY GUEST WITH INA GARTEN – Food – 12 p.m. (Reality)
The Lost Girls (TV Movie) – Lifetime – 8 p.m.
A Second Chance at Love (TV Movie) – Hallmark – 8 p.m.

Sunday, March 27

Sister With A Secret (TV Movie) – Lifetime – 8 p.m.

Monday, March 28

THERMAE ROMAE NOVAE – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Anime)

Tuesday, March 29

THE GIRL FROM PLAINVILLE – Hulu – 12:01 a.m. (Drama)
JOHNNY HALLYDAY: BEYOND ROCK – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
Mighty Express Season 6 – Netflix – 3:01 a.m.
Name That Tune Season 2 – Fox 9 p.m.

Wednesday, March 30

MOON KNIGHT – Disney+ – 3:01 a.m. (Comic Book Action)
QUEEN OF VERSAILLES REIGNS AGAIN – Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
Court Cam Season 5 – A&E – 9 p.m.
WHY THE HECK DID I BUY THIS HOUSE? – HGTV – 9 p.m. (Reality)

 

Thursday, March 31

BRENÉ BROWN: ATLAS OF THE HEART – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Reality)
SUPER PUPZ – Netflix – 3:01 a.m. (Animation)
THE FAIRLY ODDPARENTS: FARILY ODDER – Paramount+ – 3:01 a.m. (Animation)
INVENTIONS THAT CHANGED HISTORY – Discovery+ – 3:01 a.m. (Docuseries)
JULIA – HBO Max – 3:01 a.m. (Comedy)
Wishing Season 2 – Sundance Now – 3:01 a.m.
Marriage Boot Camp Season 19 – WE – 9 p.m.
RAT IN THE KITCHEN – TBS – 9 p.m. (Competition)
HOW WE ROLL – CBS – 9:30 p.m. (Comedy)

 

And as you see on the last day of the month is the very important premiere of Fairly Oddparents: Fairly Odder.   I’m not sure the world is ready for this live action/animated hybrid, but it’s here.