Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Why Kristen Bell & Dax Shepard don’t bathe their kids much

Last week Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard mentioned in an interview that they don’t bathe their kids till the smell.  Specifically, “I’m a big fan of waiting for the stink”.

Leaving a lot of us looking for a little clearer of a picture of just how things roll in that house.

The couple, who share daughters Lincoln, 8, and Delta, 6½, were talking to the DailyBeast yesterday and expounded on the matter more.

“It’s not so much of a joke that I wait for the stink That tells you when they need to bathe” Kristen told them.

Dax jumped in explaining it wasn’t always that way.

“We had said, we did bathe them religiously for the first few years when the bedtime routine was so vital,” he said. “Once that wasn’t required to get them to go to sleep, yeah, we took our foot off the gas.”

“I’ll just say, for America, Kristen has better hygiene than me.  So I think in general, because Kristen wears makeup more often than I do, she has to take it off.   I’m not in that stuff that often, so I only have to when either a smell is present or I’m in that stuff,” Shepard added of his own bathing habits, later admitting that they “could be better.”

Yea, this isn’t making me feel better about things.

Kristen jumping in like it’s a conscious move for the enviroments… “This is the other thing — is California has been in a drought forever… it’s just like, responsibility for your environment. We don’t have a ton of water, so when I shower, I’ll grab the girls and push them in there with me so we all use the same shower water.”

Come on girl, you know that’s not it.  But listen, to each their own and no one’s getting hurt, so have at it.  I remember Jen Aniston saying Brad almost never bathes and he’s sexy as a muther funker so maybe I’m wrong.