So Perez Hilton (real name Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr.) has written a tell-all book titled “TMI: My Life in Scandal” and it’s… it’s pretty juicy.
Besides totally trashing Lady Gaga as a drunk, paranoid debutant, and remarking on the sheer volume of pot that Paris Hilton smoked (weed up to weed down), he tells of one particular night John Mayer essentially forced himself on Perez.
He says he was at a club sitting with Jessica Simpson, who was at the time John’s girlfriend. When John came over to join them shit got weird fast.
“I’d never met John before, but the minute Jessica introduced us, he began chatting to me. It was almost like he had been waiting to meet me,” Hilton writes. “Suddenly, he leaned in to me and said, ‘I like to watch gay porn, you know.’”
Hilton was stunned into silence as Mayer talked about his favorite gay porn star and how the man “really turns me on.”
“Everything happened very quickly after that,” Hilton writes. “John leaned in close and pushed his tongue into my mouth, and before I knew what was happening, he was full on making out with me.”
What’s Jessica doing, you ask? Stunned staring. At first! But then… she joined in. He says when their eyes met she hid her face.
The whole book reads like a verbal vendetta to those who’ve wronged him. And some how I actually thinks he see’s it as cleansing and apologetic. What a world.