Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Chrissy Teigen having breast implants removed

She’s the head of my friend squad (do people still say that?) and the reason I’m considering getting that mess Quibi, so anything Chrissy Teigen decides, I support.

Last night she announced on IG that she’s “over it”.

“So I posted myself getting a covid test on the Twitter, as I’m getting surgery soon,” Teigen, 34, wrote. “A lot of people are understandably curious (and nosey!) so I’ll just say it here: I’m getting my boobs out! They’ve been great to me for many years but I’m just over it. I’d like to be able to zip a dress in my size, lay on my belly with pure comfort!”

“Don’t worry about me,” the star wrapped up. “All good. I’ll still have boobs, they’ll just be pure fat. Which is all a tit is in the first place. A dumb, miraculous bag of fat.”

LORD do I love that girl.  And listen, I’m in support of plastic surgery. I happen to rock a different nose than I was born with. But I also just really like the idea of letting some of the perfection go.

So good luck and be safe. And I’m glad you don’t have Covid.