Today's Evil Beet Gossip

March TV/Subscription Premiere Dates!

I’m obviously a couple days late on this, but I wasn’t aware there were so many things starting this month!

Comedy, drama, reality… so much terrible reality. Both situational and competition. It’s never ending with that shit.  So open your calendars and set those DVR’s, it’s time you’ll never get back! 2017-03-02 23-18-50

Saturday, March 4
9 p.m.: Love Thy Neighbor (OWN)  This is a Tyler Perry joint (pictured)

Sunday, March 5
8 p.m.: Little Big Shots (NBC)  A kids talent show.  Family tv is hard to find. I like this.
8:30 p.m.: Making History (Fox)  A comedy about time travel with Blair from Gossip Girl.
9 p.m.: Chicago Justice (NBC)
9:30 p.m.: Last Man on Earth (Fox, spring premiere)
10 p.m.: Shades of Blue (NBC), Feud: Bette and Joan (FX), The Arrangement (E!)  Feud will be an anthology series that focuses on famous feuds. 

Tuesday, March 7
10 p.m.: The Americans (FX)

Wednesday, March 8
8 p.m.: Survivor (CBS)
10 p.m.: Underground (WGNA), Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders (CBS)

Thursday, March 9 
9 p.m.: Kicking & Screaming (Fox)  Ugh. Another reality competition show where people live in the jungle or some shit. 
10 p.m.: The Catch (ABC) 2017-03-02 23-21-12

Friday, March 10
Hand of God (Amazon) This is a drama with a capital DRA. Read about it here. I can’t possibly sum it up.  (pictured)
8 p.m.: The Vampire Diaries (The CW, series finale) This is STILL on? Damn. Good for you, VD. 

Sunday, March 12
10 p.m.: American Crime (ABC)

Monday, March 13
8 p.m.: Young & Hungry (Freeform)
8:30 p.m.: Baby Daddy (Freeform) 2017-03-02 23-17-51

Tuesday, March 14
10 p.m.: Trial & Error (NBC) This is a new John Lithgow comedy, so I’ll watch at least 3 out of respect.  (pictured)

Wednesday, March 15
10 p.m.: Hap and Leonard: Mucho Mojo (SundanceTV), Greenleaf (OWN) I can’t even begin to guess what these are about. You care that much, google it.

Thursday, March 16
Snatch (Crackle)  This is based on the movie, so that gives it some hope. But Crackle. yikes.
10 p.m.: Review (Comedy Central) 2017-03-02 23-30-39

Friday, March 17
Marvel’s Iron Fist (Netflix)
8 p.m.: The Originals (The CW)
11:30 p.m.: Animals (HBO) – Animated NSFW show that must be seen (pictured)

Sunday, March 19
10 p.m.: Into the Badlands (AMC)

Monday, March 20
9 p.m.: The Twins: Happily Ever After? (Freeform)

Tuesday, March 21
9 p.m.: If Loving You Is Wrong (OWN)

Wednesday, March 22
8 p.m.: Shots Fired (Fox)
9 p.m.: Empire (Fox, spring premiere)

Friday, March 24
Grace and Frankie (Netflix) 2017-03-02 23-36-24

Wednesday, March 29
Harlots (Hulu) A brothel owner struggling to raise a family in 18th century London. I am all over this. (pictured)
8:30 p.m.: Imaginary Mary (ABC)

Friday, March 31
13 Reasons Why (Netflix)