If you’ve been around EBG for a while now, you know that Lea Michele is my arch-nemesis (well, she was; Lena Dunham has kinda replaced her) and I think she’s a desperate attention-whore who’s moderately talented – I mean, she can sing, but she has zero charisma – but thinks she’s God’s gift to the world. She’s continued to prove my point by posing naked for Instagram, following in the shoes of such illustrious artistes as… the Kardashians?
Lea captioned the above photo “Loving you already 2017” which… okay? I mean, I don’t see what posing nude with a leaf emoji over your asscrack has to do with the new year, but whatever. I probably shouldn’t look for meaning in something where it clearly doesn’t exist. I just kinda don’t get it. If you like being naked and chilling poolside, by all means, do you… but why does everyone on social media need to see it? Oh, that’s right, because you can’t bear not having validation and compliments from strangers on the Internet. How silly of me to forget. UGH, GET RID OF HER.