If you can actually believe this, Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris managed to “date” for 15 months. Of course, they were probably only together for a cumulative time of about a month or so, but they were together! They made it! And now… well, Taylor and Calvin have decided to break up and go their separate ways.
I do have to say that this is literally the most boring breakup on earth, not only because everyone knew it was going to happen, but because literally, it’s so boring. There are no dramatic stories coming out (not yet, anyway), no salacious goings-on (well, aside from that whole “Calvin went to a Thai massage parlor a few months ago” non-drama). Literally, here’s the People story:
The singer, 26, and the DJ, 32, have broken up, multiple sources confirm exclusively to PEOPLE.
“There was no drama. Things just don’t work out sometimes,” says an insider. “No one cheated.”
Welp, I guess that’s that? Non-descript and non-memorable. I guess that’s what they call “normal human beings having normal human relationships”?
Do we think Taylor’s next album is going to be full of songs about Calvin? Who will Tay date next?
Blind items indicate Tay Tay swings for the other side and her beards are… well.. you know… I mean just LOOK at them.