I don’t take any sort of life advice from the Kardashian/Jenner family, that’s for sure. I don’t emulate their looks, buy the shit they swear they love (even though the shit they’re promoting they’re being paid to mention once on their Instagram accounts), or basically take anything they say with any amount of seriousness. I seem to be alone in that, however, because a lot of people think this family knows what’s up, because for some reason, Kourtney Kardashian thought the world needed a how-to guide to eating a Kit-Kat. If only I was joking.
It’s unclear why this is a thing, but if you have two minutes of your life that you don’t mind wasting/never getting back, I seriously recommend watching this video. It’s the most ridiculous, mind-numbing thing you’ll see all week — and that’s saying something. It’s also incredibly depressing, because you can tell it’s taking all of Kourtney’s koncentration to be able to dissect this single Kit-Kat so slowly and make it last for so long. God bless us everyone.
Do you honestly think the Kardashians eat Kit-Kats like this (or at all)? How mentally exhausting was this video for Kourtney to shoot? Why was a 7-year-old child (as Kourtney claims Kim was when she told her about this “method”) so concerned with diet? Can we not just eat Kit-Kats like normal human beings? How do you “eat less” by taking 20x longer to eat one Kit-Kat finger? It’s not the same as eating a meal slower and getting fuller… IT’S A SINGLE KIT-KAT PIECE. I’m so konfused.