This one is a bit all over the place. Here’s what we know for sure: Calvin Harris visited a Thai massage parlor on Sunset Boulevard on Thursday that’s Yelp-reviewed as giving “the best happy endings in Hollywood”. He was there for two hours and came out looking happy indeed. We also know that the original Radar Online post, complete with photos of Calvin leaving, have since been deleted, and the ONTD post on that story has been suspended for reasons unknown and unexplained (thankfully, Google cache exists). Defamer’s original post is still up, BUT a few hours later, it was followed up with a post about how, you know, maybe that massage parlor doesn’t give happy endings after all! In other words: please don’t destroy us, Taylor Swift!
Things on the Taylor and Calvin front have been pretty quiet recently, and Taylor posted an Instagram video this week of her hanging out with her mom and her mom’s dogs, so has their relationship gone bust? Maybe, maybe not – if not this time, it’ll implode soon enough. The question is, did Calvin Harris get a hand job on Sunset Boulevard? And if so, why, when he’s presumably got a girlfriend who can help him with such things?
From Defamer:
What’s unclear is why Calvin Harris—a DJ who, amazingly, is worth $110 million—decided to go to a $40/hour massage place on Sunset in the first place. One theory: Radar notes that if you search “best happy ending” in Hollywood on Yelp, this place comes up first in the search results.
Take from that what you will, but the takedown was too swift, so to speak, to have been from his lawyers. The only person who controls Hollywood with such quickness is Swift at the moment, and she’s known for making people terrified of her, so something tells me she felt super embarrassed about this and sprung into action immediately. He is pretty embarrassing in general, without the possible happy ending, so whatever.
Do you think they’ve broken up now? If not, how long do you think they have left before it all goes horribly wrong/Taylor starts writing her next album?
There is no doubt in my mind that Calvin\TayTay is more a business relationship for him to get more exposure in Mericuh and her because everyone suspects she likes to do girls and that’s not good for her image, so he’s bearding.
No, most people don’t think she likes girls. That is not true at all. Only a small segment of the gay community thinks so, but is only because people write lies. That small number is stalking her like heterosexual females do a rock star. It is Wishful Lesbian Thinking.
They are doing perfectly fine. The fans know when they are together the media does not. She is on tour and but flies back to LA most times unless she has other business to do.
The massage parlor in question does not provide “happy endings.” The massage parlor threatened to sue for being slandered, which they were. Whereas, their story did not actually say he received the service, they did say the parlor was known to provide the happy endings, which was slanderous and affected their business and reputation. The reason the term “happy endings” came up right away when searched, is because all the Yelp reviewers complained about NOT receiving the service. They were letting other customers know, that if that is what they were hoping for, they would not find it there.