Guys, I am truly ashamed that it’s been, like, eight months since we’ve done a LeAnn Rimes story, and the last time we talked about her, it was just to say that her god-awful reality series with Eddie Cibrian had been canceled, as we all knew would happen even before it premiered. LeAnn used to be a fixture here on EB, but she does so little with her life that even now, all this time later, the “story” is about how she’s a pill-popping, tan-loving freak and she loves it. Slim pickins, but sometimes we have to take what we can get.
From Into The Gloss:
I’m a big vitamin person. I take like 20 pills in the morning and 20 at night—fish oil, prenatal vitamins, probiotics, biotin…I have an herbalist I work with who has put me on a bunch of different things. I’m very strict about making sure I take them.
At home, we have a gym upstairs. I switch it up between circuit training, Pilates, boxing, and yoga every once in a while. I also jump rope a lot when I’m on the road. That’s one thing that I carry with me because you can do it wherever.
My assistant, Kiki, and I love to spray tan so much, so we finally bought a machine and started to spray each other. The machine is like $500, so we save so much money. We do it once or twice a week. It’s like a car wash.
My biggest takeaway from this is that LeAnn has a personal assistant and somehow justifies both the need and expense when her career is pretty much non-existent at this point. That’s not shade, it’s just the truth. I mean, I guess it’s good that they can have girl time together and do their spray tans and shit, but really?
I can’t hate too much on the vitamin thing. 40 pills a day seems excessive, especially if you’re eating a healthy and nutritious diet, but whatever gives you thrills in life.
Ugh, I miss when LeAnn was messier.