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George W. Bush Jury Duty Day Turns Into Selfie Spectacular

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The last time we heard from George W. Bush, the former president was enjoying his retirement and becoming a modern Vincent van Gogh with his lovely paintings. These days, between painting self-portraits on his Texas ranch, he’s taking time to do his civic duty and he attended jury duty at the Dallas courthouse on Wednesday, where he had to pose for a whole lot of Twitter pics.

From The Dallas Morning News:

Being summoned for jury duty at the George L Allen Sr Courts Building in downtown Dallas was anything but dull for Sheri Coleman.

In fact, Coleman and other jurors were in for quite the surprise Wednesday morning when former President George W. Bush also showed up for jury duty at Judge Eric Moye’s court on the 14th civil district.

“They made it seem like it was an anonymous juror that never showed up and then they brought him in,” she said.

Coleman, of Dallas, said Bush spent time talking to the other jurors and took photos and spoke with everyone. She said the president’s visit was “awesome” and “surprising.”

“He was very personable, very friendly, just ‘hey I’m here to serve,’ he asked questions and was very nice,” she said. “I loved it.”

I don’t know that I’d be losing my shit over meeting old Dubya, but sure, why not! It must have been a fun experience, especially if the endless stream of photos is anything to go by. People love him!

It’s a whole lot more fun to see George W. Bush when he’s not running your country and you ignore how much he ruined it while in office, isn’t it?

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  • You mean like No-bama is NOW? Lord you’re retarded. Go crawl back into your leftist hole.
    Guess which president the SOLDIERS, who are the actual ones who gave their time and bodies, like better. Yeah, I knew you didn’t. Of course, the .. um.. demographics of current serving soldiers is changing courtesy of the Moslem impostor in office.

    • Oh, Mutt. What would I do without your conservative shite on a daily basis? I shudder to think! :)

    • AAAHHHH THE SOLDIERS EEEHHH AMERICAAAA AAHHHH NOBAMA UUUUHHHH MUSLIMS AAAAGGHHHH PROTECT OUR TROOOOOPS

      • Apparently you didn’t listen. I asked/said/suggested: Do you know which president is/was more popular among the troops? Forget all the other policy issues. Just try to focus on that. Hmmmkay?

        In general, regarding the prosecution of armed conflict, I’m going to rely upon the opinions (and millions that they are) of those on the ground. Not libtards from Columbia, Brown, NYU and the like.

        Oh, by the way, they had Debbie Vasserman Schullllzzz on after the debates. Lordy she’s a) hideous and b) snarky, just like your girlfriend Killary and her Moslem lover, Amud or whatever the fuck her name is.

    • the troops i know really dislike bush…did you know he cut hazard pay in half? the troops tell me how he reduced benefits ,increased time in the field, turn around time…i mean do you know any troops or are you just regurgitating fox news tropes?

  • I come here for gossip, so in the future please refrain from posting your personal Political opinions.

    • Pose that question to the poster of the original article. Oh, wait, did you read it?
      Here, let me bring the pablum up to your liberal lips: “It’s a whole lot more fun to see George W. Bush when he’s not running your country and you ignore how much he ruined it while in office, isn’t it?” . That line was in the ARRRTICKLE. Not in the comments section. This service provided to you by Muttley Macclad.