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Taylor Swift Is Dumb Enough Not To Want A Prenup When She Gets Married

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Taylor Swift is worth an estimated $200 million – an amount which I think we can all agree qualifies as “a shitload of money”. Her current beau, Calvin Harris, is worth about half that. Things are going really well for the couple, though there’s no talk of things getting any more serious just yet (unless you read unsubstantiated Internet reports that claim they’re already planning a wedding). The point is, when Taylor DOES get married, she won’t get a prenup. In fact, she’s vehemently against the idea, because it’s just SO not romantic.

From Hollywood Life:

Taylor believes in fairytales again, thanks to Calvin, and a source tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY that she’s so in love with him, she may marry him without drawing up a prenuptial agreement. “Taylor hates the idea of having a prenup when she gets married. She thinks it’s so unromantic — it’s like giving up before you even start. When she gets married, she wants it to be forever, no prenup required.”

We totally get why Taylor wouldn’t want to plan for a possible divorce — total buzzkill. But, our source is quick to point out that Tay Tay’s management will be pushing for a hefty legal document. “Her dad and her whole money team are going to want her to sign one, of course. But Taylor just thinks the whole topic is so distasteful — they’ll be fighting her on it.” This is one fight Taylor might be better off losing.

“Taylor and Calvin plan to be together forever, but when you have as much money as they do, you have to be practical. Their attorneys aren’t taking any chances. It could be the biggest prenup Hollywood has ever seen!” Wow, with that much money on the line, it would be completely crazy not to sign a prenup.

I mean, this is all so LOL-worthy, I don’t even know what to say. I’m actually rendered speechless. The fact that Taylor would be so dumb so as not to protect her assets is just… wow, it’s a new level of idiocy. The fact that she would think marrying Calvin Harris is a good idea is another new level of idiocy. Part of me hopes they go through with it just so we can all be witness to such a spectacular disaster.

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  • This one also seems to not want sex except if there is love or marriage included, so she’s a bit of an idealist. (took the safe route here…had thought of other words than idealist first)

  • yeah, it would really suck for her if she lost half of her 200bazillion dollars…
    *rollingmyeyesintonextweek*

  • Yea, let the whole world know about it, too, Taylor. That way when this relationship crashes and burns, all the gold digging/status seeking/attention whores can play you like a goddamn fiddle.

    Man, how can a girl this successful be this dumb? Literally. She is dumb. Not very bright. She falls for the first guy who’s nice to her longer than three months and is ready to get married and give half her shit away because he has managed to put up with her crap for an extended period of time and not make it into the ex bf song idea notebook.

    If we can all see it a mile away, then why cant she? I know love is blind and all but come on, have a little bit of common sense. What a stubborn and idiotic thing to do. Unromantic is an impossibility for her so she’d rather risk losing half her fortune than face unromantic thoughts. Shit is hilarious.

    LOFUCKINGL

    • Swallow some of that venom ur spewing there JB … “a source” (a money grubbing nobody with no real knowledge of the situation) tells Hollywoodlife.com “EXCLUSSIVELY” that she “may” marry … without a pre nup … AND if dude is worth 100 mil WTF does he need with her money?

  • Not a fan of taylor but girl is shrewd when it comes to her money so i dont believe that she won’t sign any prenups

  • Jennifer your vitriol when is comes to Taylor of late is disappointing and childish. This is an unsubstantiated story and here you are jumping on the hate bandwagon like it’s 2013 all over again. When Taylor was involved in a misunderstanding with Nicki and misspoke you laid into her and called her a self centered asshole and here we have Kelly Osbourne fucking up monumentally on live television and perpetuating racist stereotypes and suddenly your compassionate side comes out with a slap on the wrist in defense of her. This rotten attitude has started ever since she started dating Calvin and now you’re taking your misplaced anger out on her because of it. It’s fucking infantile and transparent af. Grow up. And please, you always made it clear you liked Taylor prior to the Nicki incident and you’re suddenly acting as though you only ever enjoyed her music, all coincidentally after the media “tide” turned against her. I’ve been a reader for years and you have never been this cruel or nasty in the past. I used to enjoy your blog and opinions and fair-mindedness. What the fuck happened?