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Michael Fassbender Is The Sexiest Man Alive

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I’ve never really cared much about Michael Fassbender either way, to be honest – not really my cup of tea, in many respects – but I do know that he’s been pretty universally desired by straight ladies and gay men ever since he got his dick out in Shame a few years back, and that general idea of him being super hot has prevailed ever since. So much so, apparently, that he’s been voted the Sexiest Man Alive by Moviefancentral, a super popular social media site focused on all things movies.

The other nominees included Chris Hemsworth (runner up), Tom Hardy (last year’s winner), Idris Elba, David Duchovny, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jeremy Renner, Karl Urban, Jason Momoa, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt, Hugh Jackman, Jason Statham, Daniel Craig, Ryan Gosling, and Luke Evans.

How Jason Momoa didn’t win that competition hands down is beyond me, but whatever. If it was up to me and I had to put them all in order, here’s how it’d go down (because I’m sure you care):

  • Jason Momoa
  • Chris Pratt
  • Idris Elba

You know what, the rest of them aren’t even really on my radar (not that these three are, but you know what I mean).

Anyway, what do you guys think?

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