Can we please discuss what’s going on with Demi Lovato? Because clearly, something’s going on. I’m getting a very distinct Demi Moore circa Striptease look right here, and I don’t know why one would aim for that. So again, I ask, WTF is going on here?
It’s been about a week, so I’ll remind you that THIS IS HOW WE DO IT here at Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! You go through the celebrity outfits and make your choices for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF outfit of the week. Good news: there are no wrong answers!! Better news: there are some pretty damn weird outfits this week!
Side note: my boyfriend saw this photo and said, “That’s Lindsay Lohan?” He’s not a celeb gossip junkie so it had been a while since he’d seen Miss Lohan. But he wasn’t being mean — he was honestly just shocked. Anyway, this is about the outfit and hair, right? It’s fine. The belt seems kinda tacky in a Forever 21 way, like in a “Oh, I’m about to check out, and this belt is by the register and is on sale, f-ck it,” kind of way. But yeah, Lohan, get it together.
Sorry I don’t have a full body shot of this dress on Alexa Chung, but I have a full body shot of their bodies — that’s gotta count for something, right? So what do we think of this dress: Avant-garde or Avant-ugh?
Jon Hamm. Oh, how I miss him on Sunday nights. The suit is very dapper, yes — but why does he look so goddamn pissed off? I guess you could say he’s a…mad man. YYYYYEEEEEAAAAHH!
Amber Heard: I mean, let’s be honest: love her, or hate her, the girl is gorgeous. I love the slit and the polka dots. The shoes seem a bit jarring, but I wouldn’t kick her out of my bar.
Sandra Bullock. Ugh, she’s wearing MINION SHOES. LET THE MINIONS DIE, PLEASE. PLEASE.
So Evangeline Lily is pregnant and radiant and etc, but why are there such a lack of great maternity gowns for celebrities? Like, this looks like a damn termite tent, and it has nothing to do with her shape.
Nicki Minaj. Y’all know I prefer Nicki when she tones down the crazy-ass kabuki makeup, so props there. But that weird big ass zipper? Da f-ck?
Rebel Wilson. LOVE this color and cut on her. But the hair and makeup totally washes her out.
Jane Krakowski. I wish the best for Jane Krakowski, I really do. But I feel like she always picks the worst possible dresses. Don’t get me wrong: it’s not terrible. It’s just not great, and she’s got a killer bod. What gives?
Nicole Richie. Okay, look, I’m not the goddamn body police, but come on. Is this woman okay? Aside from that, it looks like she’s wearing something Betty Draper would wear to bed, alone.
Guys, I love me some Judy Greer — she’s talented as f-ck. That being said, she’s gotta get a new stylist, ASAP. This dress is just fug. I’m sorry I don’t have better words to describe this grape juice stained mess.
Here’s another boring outfit on boring Hilary Swank. What? I don’t give a f-ck, call the cops.
I try not to drink the Jennifer Lawrence Kool-Aid, but I can’t deny, bitch is gorgeous. White is good on her.
Jena Malone. I mean, let’s be real — this girl is a wonderful hot buttered nostalgic mess.
TIME TO MAKE YOUR PICKS, HERE’S MINE!
BEST: Jon Hamm
WORST: Jena Malone
WTF: Demi Lovato