Diddy caught five charges of felony assault earlier this week after he attacked his son’s UCLA football coach with a kettlebell, but he wants us to know that it wasn’t his fault! No, he was just defending himself… against what, it’s unclear.
“The various accounts of the event and charges that are being reported are wholly inaccurate,” Nathalie Moar, a rep for Combs Enterprises, said in a statement to The Associated Press. “What we can say now is that any actions taken by Mr. Combs were solely defensive in nature to protect himself and his son.”
Okey doke, whatever you say. I mean, I think whenever we’re all defending ourselves from a verbal argument, we pick up kettlebells to beat someone with, right? That’s just normal?
Nope.. he wanted his precious kid to get the prize without the work and dedication.