After the glorious fashion bonanza that was the Oscars (Oscars fashion post!), why stop now? This week’s Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! features pics from the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Y’all know the drill by now, right? Go through the photos and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!
Marisa Tomei appears to be wearing Hammer pants with a tube top covered in muppet vomit.
Amy Adams. So the dress is slightly Vanna White for my tastes, but she looks incredible in it, so we’ll call it a win.
Chanel Iman. Wow. Gorgeous, flawless, etc. Beautiful gown, even though it’s sheer, which is a trend I usually hate. Call me surprised!
You’re gonna see a lot of Muppet-y fashion in this post. Here’s Charli XCX. I mean, look, I’m just gonna give up on this girl. She’s gonna do her own wacky ’90s thing and we’re gonna nod our heads and say, “Kay.”
Diane Kruger. This is so Diane Kruger. I love how she always takes risks. Would I like it more if it were a dress? Def. Do I think she looks fantastic regardless? Def.
So this is Irina Shayk, a model. I think she’s mostly known for Sports Illustrated. Can we all agree that this is tacky as hell? Mostly I’m wondering how on Earth she took this off to go to the bathroom. So if that was her goal in wearing this, it’s been achieved.
My girl, January Jones. I’ll be honest — I don’t love this. Don’t love the hair either.
Jennifer Lopez. This has to be the most Jennifer Lopez-y thing I’ve ever seen.
I think Jessica Chastain missed the mark on Oscar night. Her Oscar gown was a little dated, and this after-party dress is a little lackluster.
Juliette Lewis. I don’t like the raised hemline.
Kate Upton. The neckline is a little wonky, but overall, it’s an elegant, classic look.
Keira Knightley also opted for a black dress. I like the velvet. Also kind of a weird neckline there. But I think I prefer it to Upton’s.
Kylie Minogue. Again, this ALSO seems a little too Vanna White-ish for me. I mean yeah, she still looks great, but something about this gown is so pageant-y.
Damn, Lupita Nyong’o really killed it on Oscar night, didn’t she? I like how simple she kept this look. Flawless.
Yiiiiikes, Margot Robbie. From the hair to the dress, nothing about this is working for me. It’s clownish.
Oh my lord, what the hell is this on Marion Cotillard? I really can’t tell what’s going on here. It looks like she’s got a sweatshirt tied around her waist. I mean, that’s the least of it. She’s wearing a muppet skirt. I really feel like she’s been slipping up with her style lately.
Here’s Natalie Portman! I mean, it’s a fine look, I guess. A little boring, no?
Rita Ora from the front…aaaaand from the back:
Um, wow. Irina Shayk has some competition, eh? Sorry, but I think she looks ridiculous. It looks like she’s pooping a train.
Sarah Silverman looks fab, though I wish she’d done something with her hair.
Here’s Sofia Vergara in a peplum top an printed pencil skirt. Not much to say here. Looking good.
I totally love this dragon printed gown on Taylor Swift. I’m starting to think there’s nothing she can’t pull off.
Zoe Saldana. She also really nailed Oscar night, in terms of fashion. I love this bold gown on her. She looks fab.
Time to make your picks! Here’s mine:
BEST: Lupita Nyong’o
WORST: Marisa Tomei
WTF: Rita Ora