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Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week!

This is what Kim Kardashian wears to catch a flight at LAX. I am so, so, so sick of seeing this woman's boobs.

This is what Kim Kardashian wears to catch a flight at LAX. I am so, so, so sick of seeing this woman’s boobs.

Welcome back to another exciting round of Best and Worst Celebrity Looks of the Week! In case you missed it, we did a Golden Globes fashion post, so this won’t focus on that. I’m gonna warn y’all, I am in a particularly bitchy mood, so when critiquing this week of celebrity looks/outfits, I won’t be holding anything back. I’d advise you to do the same, because f-ck it.

So go through the photos and make your picks for who had the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the week!

 

Busy+Philipps

What in the everloving hell is this two piece monstrosity on Busy Philipps? She looks like she got attacked by retro curtains.

Alessandra+Ambrosio

I mean, if I had Alessandra Ambrosio‘s body, I might be tempted to wear the same thing, but girl, I can see your damn underwear. It’s like she’s wearing a whisper of a dress instead of an actual dress.

 

Amy+Adams

Maybe it’s the camera angle, maybe it’s the cut of the dress, but this makes Amy Adams‘s head and shoulders look huge. And it’s really all I can focus on.

 

Angie+Harmon

Angie Harmon is pretty damn stunning. She’s 42 and could pass for a decade younger, easily. I think the strappy heels kind of fight for attention with the printed skirt, but overall, it’s a nice, flattering look.

 

jennifer-lopez

Though she doesn’t look her age, I still say that Jennifer Lopez is too old for this shit. Anyone over 18 is too old for this outfit.

 

Jennifer+Aniston

Meanwhile, it’s like Jennifer Aniston forgot how to dress (or maybe she got a new stylist). Between this and the dress she wore at the Globes, I’m giving up on her.

 

Jennifer+Hudson

Here’s another Jennifer who doesn’t know how to dress. Jennifer Hudson, who looks like some Robert Palmer video girl reject. No amount of sassy hand-on-your-hip action is gonna save you from this mess, J-Hud.

 

Jon+Hamm

Just want to interrupt here to point out that Jon Hamm is morphing into Mandy Patinkin.

 

Julianne+Moore

Julianne Moore opts for a classic white one-shouldered number…I can’t tell if it’s a dress or a jumpsuit. If it’s a dress, I’m down. If it’s a jumpsuit, I’m gonna need more convincing.

NOTE: I just did some more investigating, and it is indeed a jumpsuit. :(

 

Kate+Bosworth

Oh Kate Bosworth, you skinny minnie, I love those boots. This is how you wear thigh-high black boots — you pair it with volume on top, so it’s well balanced and isn’t 1980’s music video-esque. BTW for what it’s worth (Bosworth), her legs are like the size of my damn arms.

 

Kate+middleton

And then we have this perfect bitch, Kate Middleton. Reminds me of something Jackie Kennedy would wear, so I’m in.

 

Katie+Holmes

Almost didn’t recognize Katie Holmes there. I’m actually loving the long, sleek ponytail, and this wine colored gown is a good look for her.

 

Kristen+Stewart

Kristen Stewart, what is this? Is that a neon belt? I like your blue eyeshadow though, for real. But everything else is kind of a mess for me, yo.

 

Lea+Michele

Lea Michele. There’s too many deep slits going on. You have have a deep V at your cleavage and a deep V at your leg. That’s like, one too many deep Vs. That’s a deep W. Nice color though.

 

Lena+Dunham

Lena Dunham. God, I am so sick of this woman. This dress might be cuter if it was shorter, because as is, the print overwhelms her.

 

meghan-trainor

Do we think Meghan Trainor is going to last? I’m not sure. What I am sure of is those shoes are absolutely diabolical, and the boa is just bizarre. She looks like Elton John.

 

olivia-munn

BREAKING: Olivia Munn wears something that I not only do not hate, but love. What madness is this???

 

Ruth+Wilson

WOW, Ruth Wilson really does not know how to dress. I thought her Golden Globes dress was bad, but that’s glory compared to this mullet dress mess.

 

Salma+Hayek

Salma Hayek, however, stuns in this deep blue old Hollywood gown.

 

Sienna+Miller

To Sienna Miller‘s credit, I bet this looks a lot better when not in motion. As is, she looks like someone started knitting a tube sock on her and then just stopped.

 

Taylor+Swift

And finally, Taylor Swift looks perfect yet again. Love that dress.

Time to make your picks! Here’s mine:

BEST: Salma Hayek
WORST: Ruth Wilson
WTF: Busy Philipps

Your turn!

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  • Oh good lord, who took the Amy Adams photo. Is she on her tip toes, are her feet extremely small and her head excessively large, what is happening!?!?! It’s like an M.C. Escher painting or some shit!

  • best: Princess Catherine (because she does have a good stylist team)
    worst: JLo (and I call her that she dresses like she is at that stage of her career)
    wtf: Lea Michele (what is she even doing these days?!?)