Miley Cyrus turned 22 on Sunday, and she decided to use this weekend as one massive celebration – a celebration that included weed, dildos, pizza and her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. This whole shindig – which is migraine-inducing just to look at – was held at the Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles and, well… I don’t even think I need to say much about this. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Don’t you wish you were there?
Miley Cyrus Bday party lol @MileyCyrus pic.twitter.com/s8fakAf6DD
— PJ Escobar (@KdotEscobar) November 23, 2014
Current situation…Miley Cyrus's 22nd birthday party ?????? pic.twitter.com/XsUb6OZJIT
— MONICA LIN ? (@thundercupLA) November 23, 2014
Jesus, I’m exhausted now.
If I had the numbers in my checking account at 22 that Miley does, I don’t know if I could truthfully claim to say mine would be any classier. I would’ve probably had a dozen midgets wearing lederhosen running around, just because I loved the movie ‘Top Secret’
But who’s wearing the cow costume??
She’s 22, the only weird thing is her picture on the wall
Chipmunks bore me
Now I want a giant pizza for my birthday :(