Miley Cyrus turned 22 on Sunday, and she decided to use this weekend as one massive celebration – a celebration that included weed, dildos, pizza and her new boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger. This whole shindig – which is migraine-inducing just to look at – was held at the Factory Nightclub in Los Angeles and, well… I don’t even think I need to say much about this. I’ll let the photos speak for themselves. Don’t you wish you were there?
— PJ Escobar (@KdotEscobar) November 23, 2014
Current situation…Miley Cyrus's 22nd birthday party ?????? pic.twitter.com/XsUb6OZJIT
— MONICA LIN ? (@thundercupLA) November 23, 2014
Jesus, I’m exhausted now.