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Best, Worst, And WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014

I don't think it can get more WTF than this. Here's Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande's insufferable brother.

I don’t think it can get more WTF than this. Here’s Frankie J. Grande, Ariana Grande‘s insufferable brother.

Welcome to our Best, Worst, and WTF of AMAs Fashion 2014. What the hell is the point of the AMAs (American Music Awards) anyway? I think the point is for us to critique and criticize what everyone is wearing. So join me, and make your picks for who has the BEST, WORST, and most WTF look of the night!

 

Adrianna+Costa

TV show host Adrianna Costa. I’m sorry, but either wear a skirt that isn’t sheer or put on some damn pants, because the middle zone is ridiculous.

Bleona+Qereti

This is someone named Bleona Qereti, an “International recording artist, actress, and entertainer.” Perhaps you’ve heard of her; I have not, and after this get-up, I bet she’s hoping everyone will know who the eff she is. I gotta say, I’ve actually seen this look before, on Rose McGowan, and she did it better. This is a disaster. Why even wear clothes? Why even bother with the “dress”? 

 

Charli+XCX

Charli XCX. Easily the best thing she’s ever worn to anything.

 

Fergie

Yeah, Fergie looks great, but it’s a little boring, no?

 

Heidi+Klum

UNPOPULAR OPINION ALERT: I think this look is too young for Heidi Klum. I also think it’s kind of tacky and hideous.

 

Jaden+Smith

Jaden Smith. I hate this kid and I don’t care who knows it. I think he looks ridiculous.

 

Jennifer+Lopez

Jennifer Lopez. Her bod is insane, and yet somehow, I think this dress is ultimately unflattering. She looks like Ariel after she tried to make a dress out of a ship’s sail. And that greasy hair is not a good look.

 

Jessie+J

So Jessie J. went for an Angelina Jolie look. I’m digging it. I think it’s classy, simple, and yet unexpected. Well done, Jessie J.

 

Jordin+Sparks

This dress on Jordin Sparks is tricky. She looks terrific, but the material teeters into tacky territory. How’s that for alliteration?

 

Kate+Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale‘s bod is on point. Goddamn. Love the snake necklace, too.

 

Kendall+Jenner

Let’s just say it: Kendall Jenner has fabulous legs. The dress as a whole is kind of “meh” for me, but again, fabulous legs.

 

Khloe+Kardashian

What in the everloving hell is going on with the hem of Khloe Kardashian‘s dress? It’s so bizarre and I hate it.

 

Lauren+Cohan

Lauren Cohan (The Walking Dead) looks fantastic. It’s simple, but the shoes keep it from being boring.

 

Meghan+Trainor

Meghan Trainor may be “all about the bass” but tonight, she’s all about her purse, ’bout her purse, no handles. Sorry, that was lame beyond belief. I love her shoes, and the A-line dress is a good look on her. It’s a fine look. Not amazing, but not terrible. Just “fine.”

 

Nicki+Minaj

I’m kind of amazed by Nicki Minaj tonight. She looks gorgeous and I just freakin’ love it when she goes for understated. That hair! That dress! Those legs! I’m all into it.

 

Olivia+Munn

Aaaaand once again, Olivia Munn wears something I hate. And sorry, but I don’t think the lipstick is working, either.

 

Rita+Ora

Rita Ora. I feel like she wanted us to be “wowed” by this, but I’m just not wowed. It’s a nice dress, but I feel like I’ve seen it before, on someone else.

 

selena+gomez

Selena Gomez went older with this one. It’s a very mature look for the young singer. Not sure if I like it or not.

 

Star+Jones

Whereas Star Jones went very young with this look. Oh honey, no. I’m sorry, but nothing about this is working.

 

Zendaya+Coleman

Zendaya also went a little mature with this look, and I’m not really into her whole Cher revival phase that she’s going through. And WTF is that, a bikini top? Why???

Time to make your picks! Here’s mine:

BEST: Nicki Minaj
WORST: Star Jones
WTF: Frankie J. Grande

Your turn!

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5 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Ehhh. Frankie was just ensuring that his name stays in the press after Big Brother. AMAs are great for snarking. Given that 1D won Artist of the Year, you can’t expect to be taken seriously. Apparently, a huge contingent of 12 – 17 year old girls flodded the voting process.

  • Best: Kate Beckinsale

    Worst: Frankie Whatever

    WTF: Ansel Elgort for his Tall Guy in a Tiny Coat biz

    Worst during the show: JLo and her sequined sport coat

  • Star Jones STILL thinks she is a young brilliant prosecutor, “famous” “skinny” and “fierce.” I think WTF????When will she and her too much legs just go away???? What on earth does she have to do with the AMAs???? I do agree Nikki Minaj was a pleasant surprise.