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Jessica Simpson wants a Kim Kardashian ass

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Jessica Simpson may have shed pounds and got super ripped lately, but apparently she’s still not happy with her body and is considering surgical enhancements to her backside to get an ass more like Kim Kardashian‘s. GOD NO.

From The National Enquirer (LOL) (via Radar Online):

“Jessica has always felt competitive with Kim, but since she got her figure back it’s gone up another level. She’s been poring over photos of Kim’s butt for weeks, studying it from as many angles as she can,” an insider told The National ENQUIRER.

“But Jess realizes there’s no way she could get a sexy booty like Kim’s with just exercise. So she’s been looking into fillers and various butt lift options to see which procedure will give her the same shape.”

“She’s checking out all other options first before going under the knife, but Jessica wants people to be talking about her booty before the end of the year.”

I mean, this has got to be a joke, right? Nevermind the source – I just can’t imagine anyone actually wanting to look like a walking piece of plastic with a massive ass. Leave it alone, girl. Even Kim didn’t get her “sexy booty” (barf) with just exercise. It’s fat from other parts of her body shot into her ass with a needle. HELLO.

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4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Someone needs to tell Jessica that Kim Kardashian is a fat-assed troll. If you want an ass like hers, you need your head examined.

  • Omg she feels competitive with Kim K? As if they both played in the same celebrity league. They might have at some point but Kim K is now a firm A lister and Simpson will never be.

  • Kim Kartrashian an “A lister”? Please – she is NOTHING more than a fourth rate porn star married to a mouthy midget from Chicago who’s been irrelevant for YEARS.

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