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Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook because she totally cooks all the time

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Kris Jenner is so desperate for attention that she’ll try anything to get it. Besides being the ultimate pimp for her three daughters, she’s also tried her hand at hosting a talk show and now she’s trying to pretend she’s ever set foot in a kitchen and releasing her own cookbook this October, called In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites. Please, try to roll your eyes back to the front of your head.

From The International Business Times:

Jenner states that the inspiration behind writing the cook book is the huge amount of requests that she gets from friends for her recipes. The Kardashans are frequently seen entertaining during episodes of their reality show. In fact, even Giuliana mentions during the interview that she had once been a guest in Kris Jenner’s home.

Jenner mentions her grandchildren and states that she makes a mean grilled cheese sandwich that has become a favourite among her young grandchildren.

Why do I not believe that anyone asks for her recipes (or that she even has any)? Also, making a grilled cheese sandwich does not qualify you to release a cookbook. Are you kidding me?

nice try jan

If you do want to buy this piece of shit because you’re a masochist, it’s available for pre-order from Amazon for $19.25, which is a joke.

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  • Kris isn’t even holding the knife correctly in that book cover picture. Geez, how idiotic can you be?

    • That was my immediate thought after I tore my gaze away from her plastic lazer stare. This is hilarious but noo.

  • Not defend this retard, but she did have a shit load of young kids she had to cook for before she was famous. It’s possible that a woman can know how to cook but just chgooses not to because she can afford hired help. I can cook but shit, if I could afford it I would do the same..