Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have been together – and engaged – for several years now. However, they’ve been plagued by reports that they can’t stand each other, that Jen’s a disaster to live with, that they barely see each other which is the reason they’ve managed to stay together, etc. Well, stuff all of youse (I’m getting into local slang, here), because they’re IN LOOOOOOVE and Jen’s here to prove it by talking about how much she loves his “eyeballs” because they’re set well in his head or something?
From Women’s Wear Daily:
“It is amazing. He’s just so beautiful and handsome to me, and I love that his eyeballs are so beautifully captured because those eyes just knock me out every day,” the actress continued, now getting poetic about her better half. “He just gets better every year. He’s just like a lost gem in the sand, and he’s just always been there and been brilliant, and now this is just in a different light.”
I seriously don’t understand what half of this means, to be honest. A lost gem in the sand? She loves how his eyeballs are captured? Is she deliberately trying to confuse us? If so, it’s working. But uh, good that they’re so in love?