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Megan Fox joins Instagram, immediately posts #nomakeup selfie

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Being a mom is great and all, but sometimes you just need hordes of Instagram users to validate that you’re still hot and sexy, so you have to sign up for the social networking site and post an “early morning, no makeup” selfie to appeal to the masses. That’s what Megan Fox did, and nearly 18,000 people responded. You’ve still got it, girl.

To be honest, I’m actually kind of shocked that Megan signed up for Instagram. After all, she spends SO much time in her interviews talking about how NOT vain she is and how beauty comes from within and she’s not into herself, etc. Instagram is the capital city of People Who Are Into Themselves City, isn’t it?

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  • Here is a rap free style song that I’ve written for Mrs. Megan Fox:

    My introduction before my chorus:

    Feel the wind, as I glow, flow, feel the wind, babe, as you grow, flow. Feel the vibes, as you paint your toes, babe. At the Oscars, babe, or the Emmys.

    My chorus:

    Tell me what you want, Lay-Day, take a look at what you’ll see. Tell me if it fits right there, somethang you’ll enjoy for years. Take a look at what you’ve seen, look inside of magazines, take a glimpse of me right here, happiness you’ll have for years.

    My verse:

    Spanish, no, I’m English, manage, if we’re chilling in a palace, grab it. Cutie we shall never be in malice, grab it, grab nail polishes you like, spot it. Tell me if you wanted me to buy, got it, got a lot stuff to supply, have it. Next time, when you walk by in Yorkville, hon, my name is Ike, spot it.

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