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The Afternoon Links

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This is how Jessica Alba celebrates her kid’s birthday [I’m Not Obsessed]

Jay-Z‘s alleged mistress isn’t anything special [Celebslam]

This is Joe Jonas flashing a “cute smile” [Socialite Life]

Here’s some more naked news for your Wednesday [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

NBA MVP Kevin Durant knows how to live it up [Moe Jackson]

Here’s pregnant Hayden Panettiere in a bathing suit [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Could Robert Pattinson pull off being a young Han Solo? [ICYDK]

Shailene Woodley‘s gifts include being “lovely & open” [Celebitchy]

What’s going on with Raven Symoné‘s new haircut? [Fishwrapper]

Naya Rivera has a nice ass, if you failed to notice before [Popoholic]

Yay, here we have the new ‘Dumb and Dumber To’ trailer [Too Fab]

Let’s take a moment to appreciate Vanessa Hudgens‘ abs [Celebuzz]

Lena Dunham needs to go away because she freaks me out [The Frisky]

You can’t complain about Joana Krupa‘s beach pics [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Tyra Banks is so insane, but we love her anyway [theBERRY]

Candice Swanepoel is incredibly beautiful [Celebslam]

Aw, isn’t Matt Bomer so sweet to his fans? [Socialite Life]

Lily Allen smokes, walks around Notting Hill like a normal person [Moe Jackson]

Isn’t Jordana Brewster underrated? [Popoholic]