Katy Perry is pretty hot, right? She’s down-to-earth, doesn’t mind making a total fool of herself… and she seems colossally unlucky in love, which may have something to do with her approach to attracting men in the first place. You see, Katy uses crystals – the perfectly calibrated combination of precious gems, of course – to draw the male species towards her, as she explained in a new interview with Cosmopolitan.
“I don’t stay single for long. I carry a lot of rose quartz, which attracts the male. Maybe I need to calm it down with the amethyst. I’m not like Professor Higgins with my sex life. I’m not super strict. For me, the most important thing about sex is connection.”
LOL, yes, definitely calm it down with the amethyst, girl, especially if you count that as what’s behind your taking up with people like Russell Brand and John Mayer. This whole thing is a load of bullshit, but Katy is my girl, so I’mma let her slide with that.
In the meantime, let’s all enjoy her recent vacation selfie: