Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Afternoon Links

Simon+Cowell

Would you want to go to dinner with Simon Cowell? [Lainey Gossip]

Angelina Jolie‘s daughter doesn’t want to be an actress [ICYDK]

Draya Michelle is your new favourite reality star [Celebslam]

If you’re into hand job scenes, you’re in luck I guess [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Oh dear, Dave Franco‘s first sex scene was a disaster [Socialite Life]

How can you not love Christina Aguilera? [I’m Not Obsessed]

Aubrey O’Day‘s fake boobs leave a bit to be desired [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Shailene Woodley says her boobs shrank when she lost weight [Celebitchy]

Who doesn’t love a little Christopher Meloni? [PopBytes]

Derek Hough and Nikki Reed are a new couple? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Harry Styles nearly flashed his bits on the beach [OMG Blog]

Mariah Carey posed for Terry Richardson with her kids [The Superficial]

Matt Bomer is out of the closet and he’s not going back [The Frisky]

Amy Poehler is kind of the best ever [theBERRY]

Rihanna left Instagram after they shut her down [The Blemish]

Justin Bieber got booed at a basketball game [Starpulse]

Did Jennifer Esposito trash her ex boyfriend Bradley Cooper? [Celebuzz]

In case you needed to cry this morning, here’s Eminem‘s new video [Fishwrapper]

Mila Kunis‘ pregnancy is moving along nicely, I see [Lainey Gossip]

Justin Bieber is still in love with Selena Gomez, apparently [ICYDK]

Nice to see Scout Willis brought her nipples to the party [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohan won’t stop flashing her underwear [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Are Sean Penn and Charlize Theron secretly engaged [Socialite Life]

Good to see Halle Berry out and about! [I’m Not Obsessed]

Is Gordon Ramsay going bald/getting a hair transplant? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Jesse Jane and some other girl took some topless lesbian pics [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Can Evan Rachel Wood pull off her two-toned hair? [Celebitchy]

Is House of Cards TV’s best… comedy? [The Frisky]

Tina Belcher from Bob’s Burgers is all of our spirit animals [theBERRY]