I haven’t even picked out my dress yet, and I’d better hurry because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are tying the knot in just two weeks in Paris! The wedding invitations hit the Internet last night, but something’s a bit weird, don’t you think?
I mean, first of all, where in the hell IS the wedding? “Details upon arrival”… but where the hell am I arriving? This was obviously made for the sole purpose of putting it online and totally isn’t the real thing – I’m calling that now. Also, of course they wouldn’t want the general public to find out where they’re getting married – after all, can’t have the paparazzi taking the profits from E!, who will be filming and financing the whole thing.