LOLOLOL forever at this one: Lindsay Lohan swears it’s been so long since she’s had an alcoholic drink, she can’t even remember when it was. She appeared on Alan Carr’s Chatty Man in the UK this week, where she said the following bullshit about her love of the booze:
‘I don’t know – a long amount of time,’ she said. ‘I mean there was a point on the show when I was in a relationship with someone and I like had a drink and I freaked out and didn’t want to say anything on the show as I didn’t know how that would come across and I was just scared.
‘And that’s when it kind of hit home that I was doing a docu-series, and I was like you know what, I’m honest and I’m open and I’ve never really hid anything, unfortunately there are some things I would’ve like to have kept hidden have been out there.’
Yes, I would imagine you’d want to keep it hidden that you’re a recovering alcoholic/drug addict who isn’t actually trying all that hard to recover. Who hangs around with “friends” who don’t give a shit when it comes to talking to you about their love of getting high, who drink champagne and cocktails by the barrel full. Who is so utterly inconsiderate and undependable that she makes a major magazine wait for six hours after your call time before not showing up at all and instead asking if you can reschedule for a different day. No words for this girl.
Also, you’d think for an actress, she’d be a better liar! She’s SO transparent. She’s learned all the right words, but there’s no conviction behind them. Homegirl is OFF the wagon.