If I had to make a list of things I never want to see in my lifetime, ever ever ever under any circumstance, I’d have to put a Kris Jenner sex tape at the top of that list. But apparently she made one, and apparently someone has it and they want the Momager Supreme to fork over some big bucks or else they’re going to sell it and put it on the Internet. Clearly this guy hasn’t got the memo that that’s exactly the kind of publicity this family likes, but whatever…
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ … L.A. County Sheriff’s Deputies went to the Jenner house Tuesday and took a report, which says Kris has been receiving up to 300 phone calls, voice mails and texts a day for the last few weeks — day and night — from someone who says they have the tape.
We’re told the person has recently told Kris if she doesn’t ante up a big sum … TMZ will post the sex tape. FYI … it’s not true and besides, it’s not up our alley.
Kris told deputies there is no such tape and the caller even flip-flopped during several calls and said Khloe — not Kris — starred in the tape.
Kris claims it’s extortion, and deputies have launched an investigation.
Who can say if this thing even exists? I suppose there’s a possibility that it doesn’t, but Kris seems like that’s exactly the kinda freak shit she’d be into, so I can see it. However, what would it really do either way? It certainly won’t HURT her “career” in any way, and could in fact help it like it did for Kim (though maybe not, considering). I just wonder who the market would be for this. It all seems so bizarre!