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Ashton Kutcher is just old-fashioned, okay? [Lainey Gossip]

Scarlett Johansson isn’t very smart, is she? [ICYDK]

Beyoncé thinks Kim Kardashian’s wedding will be tacky [PopBytes]

Nope, still don’t get what’s happening with Jeremy Renner’s hair [Socialite Life]

Kendall Jenner is getting paid to Instagram underwear [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Cameron Diaz thinks everyone will be cheated on? [Celebitchy]

Greyston Holst got naked, if that’s your thing [OMG Blog]

Miley Cyrus’ tour bus caught on fire! [Celebuzz]

Avril Lavigne is one of Canada’s most famous [theBERRY]

Cameron Diaz goes topless at the beach [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Angelina Jolie wanted to direct ’50 Shades of Grey’? [Moe Jackson]

Jessica Lowndes won St. Patrick’s Day [IDLYITW]

Blake Lively is back at work doing the whole acting thing [I’m Not Obsessed]

Lupita Nyong’o is still dealing with racist assholes [Bossip]

Oh great, naked Pamela Anderson is back [Celebslam]

Nicole Kidman still talks to her kids, you guys [TooFab]

Demi Lovato has a whole lot of piercings now [Fishwrapper]

Shailene Woodley thinks your vagina needs Vitamin D [The Frisky]

Here’s your new Batman TV show [The Superficial]

Did Jared Leto cut all his hair off? [Lainey Gossip]

What’s going on with Iggy Azalea’s body? [ICYDK]

Daisy Lowe is doing naked bondage shoots now [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Has Kim Kardashian turned into her mother? [PopBytes]

Surprise! ‘Nymphomaniac’ is a really terrible movie [Moe Jackson]

Angelina Jolie doesn’t have time for your silly yoga [Celebitchy]

Emma Watson is looking pretty good at the ‘Noah’ premiere [I’m Not Obsessed]

This dog dancing while its owners are out is adorable [Socialite Life]

Maria Menounos is wearing nothing but a trench coat [Celebslam]

Christina Milian didn’t bother to wear a bra [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Savannah Guthrie is married and pregnant [TooFab]

Will Bill O’Reilly ever shut his ignorant mouth? [Fishwrapper]