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Do You Want Skin Like Madonna?

"W.E." Filming in Central Park in New York City on September 17, 2010

When you look at Madonna, is her gorgeous skin the first thing you admire? Probably not. However, she clearly believes people want to follow her routine, as she’s releasing her own line of skincare products called MDNA Skin. The line is coming out SOON, with a pop-up shop opening in the next week Omotesando, Tokyo.

You can get the products at that shop ’til February 23, when you can then get them everywhere else around the world. There are only a few products in the line to start with – a clay mask, a skin rejuvenator and a facial serum. I’m assuming Madonna doesn’t use her own products.

Michelle Peck, skin care artist and Madonna’s brand ambassador, released the following statement:

“The brand’s goal is to challenge women and their awareness about the art of beauty and skin care.

Using these products routinely as part of daily skin care regime creates firm, resilient and radiant skin overflowing with energy after every use.”

Nah, I’m good.

I’m not ragging on Madonna for getting older – we all do, and I don’t think that’s anything to be ashamed of or anything that makes a woman “less beautiful”. I do, however, think Madonna has had so much plastic surgery that it renders anything she might have to say about “skincare” and “rejuvination” completely moot. Why should I believe your products are going to work when they clearly didn’t work for you, or else you wouldn’t have gone under the knife so many times and/or shot yourself up with so much Botox?

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  • Not surprising – look at all the mopes that follow and buy Kartrashian items they market, or who watch their trashy TV show about vapid fame whores with ZERO talent.

  • OK, that’s rich…sort of like the Duggars promoting a line of prophylactics…you know someone’s reached a new low when not only do they sing (cough), dance (cough), create their own perfume (gag), open their own gyms (with nothing but Madonna’s music playing and giant posters of her everywhere), design clothing (nobody but an aging hooker would wear), now she’s doing her own skincare line. Jeezus take the steering wheel, why not just cop to having a face built of man-made material – how dumb do you think we are? Just go away and age gracefully. And stop singing, especially with Miley Cyrus. And dancing.

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