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Wouldn’t you like to go to a slumber party with Rihanna? [Lainey Gossip]

How is this supposed to be Miley Cyrus’ face and body? [Amy Grindhouse]

Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan’s friendship is the best [The Superficial]

Jessica Simpson got Photoshopped for her brand [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

How about some new Kelly Brook bikini shots? [Moe Jackson]

Christie Brinkley is tired of her lying exes [Celebitchy]

Snooki almost got dumped over her partying [ICYDK]

Kristin Cavallari is having a baby… [I’m Not Obsessed]

Jasmine Waltz and Louisa Zissman had some lesbian action [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

Nicki Minaj is getting back into his rap roots [OMG Blog]

Tila Tequila made the most offensive selfie ever [Fishwrapper]

Is Bruce Jenner’s new name going to be Brigitte? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]

Daniel Craig leaves very specific voicemails [IDLYITW]

Candice Swanepoel did a new Victoria’s Secret shoot [G Celeb]

Jerry Seinfeld and Tina Fey talk over cronuts [PopBytes]

Alessandra Ambrosio has a wedgie… [Celebslam]

Oh great, it’s new LeAnn Rimes bikini pics [Popoholic]

Cate Blanchett actually responded to Dylan Farrow [The Frisky]

Celebrity sleeping snapshots are the new selfies [theBERRY]

Renee Olstead let her nipple out, unfortunately [Drunken Stepfather – NSFW]

Emma Watson’s Twitter proves she’s funny AND beautiful [Socialite Life]

Miley Cyrus is trying to blow up Liam Hemsworth’s porn-loving spot [Bohomoth]

Paz de la Huerta is naked and covered in blood [Taxi Driver Movie – NSFW]

What does LeAnn Rimes want with Eddie Cibrian’s kids? [Amy Grindhouse]

George Zimmerman is doing celebrity boxing now [The Superficial]

Hugh Grant’s new baby doesn’t look anything like him [Celebitchy]

Is Sean Penn already ready to propose to Charlize Theron? [ICYDK]

Miley’s back on ‘The Tonight Show’ with very bleached hair [Lainey Gossip]