Blind Gossip has a good one for us, ladies and gentlemen. Apparently there is a “normal” celeb couple (I put normal in quotation marks, because I mean “normal for Hollywood”) who are secret kinky sex freaks. Faaaabulous! They seem like a totally ordinary — even “conservative-looking” pair — but are into some serious stuff. From Blind Gossip:
This one is shocking because of the couple involved. They are both celebrities, and, from the outside, are two of the most conservative-looking people in Hollywood.
They look like the kind of couple that you would want for your mom and dad. If you didn’t know them as celebrities, you would imagine that she is a nurse who runs the PTA and rescues stray kittens, and that he is an accountant who enjoys playing Scrabble and coaching his kid’s soccer team.
Well, behind the bedroom door, it’s a whole different story. They are into threesomes, foursomes, role-playing, and BDSM. There is even a secret room in their home that is used just for these purposes. It is very well-equipped with everything from hooks to swings to floggers to shackles. Crazy.
You know what? GOOD FOR THEM!
Who do you think it is? Someone on BG guessed Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy. I think that’s a great guess! I’m also gonna go with Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen.