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Here’s The John Mayer Katy Perry Music Video

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Well, we all hoped it wouldn’t come to this, but John Mayer and Katy Perry made a music video for their duet. You know, because they’re so ~~in love~~. It’s nauseating. Unless you ask Mr. Mayer, in which case he says it’s (via USA Today),

… just so authentic. There’s nothing scripted in that video except putting a bull in the middle of the desert.

Oh, okay, thanks. Oh God, no, Ms. Perry’s got more to say? You’re going to make a metaphor? Oh God, no.

Relationships are kind of like riding a bull – you hold on for dear life. Sometimes you get a little buck here and there, but you get back on.

KATY, I LOVE YOU, STOP. STAAAAHP.

Still not as bad as Kim and Kanye’s video.

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