Poor Santa Claus. Miley Cyrus was performing at the KISS-FM Jingle Ball in Los Angeles on Friday in some seasonal shitty attire, and what better way to ring in the Christmas season than by backing her ass up on some guy who looks like Robin Thicke dressed up in a cheap Santa costume. Hint, my man: When you’re dressing up as Santa, maybe make sure the costume covers your face?
Apparently Miley was also grabbing her background dancer’s boobs throughout the set, perhaps to see what real breasts feel like and what she can look forward to when she outgrows her training bra. I kid! I’m just so sick of Miley Cyrus existing.
On the up side, at least she’s releasing ‘Adore You’ as the next single. Now that IS a “banger”.