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Justin Bieber Isn’t Sorry About Anything, Is All About “Amazingness”

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Justin Bieber has done a new exposé with The Hollywood Reporter, wherein he basically said he’s not sorry about anything he ever does and that he’s not a dickhead at all, he’s just “all about amazingness”. HAHAHAHHAHAHA. Here are some choice quotes below:

His thoughts on “black culture”:

“I’m very influenced by black culture, but I don’t think of it as black or white,” he says. “It’s not me trying to act or pose in a certain way. It’s a lifestyle — like a suaveness or a swag, per se. But I don’t really like to say the word ['swag'] anymore. It’s kind of played out.”

OH YES, JUSTIN. You are such a fucking trendsetter and a definite spokesperson for black culture, being the white bread little shit you are.

On his burgeoning reputation as a Grade A dickhead:

“I don’t give a f—.” Elaborates Bieber: “Not ‘I don’t give a f—’ to just be reckless and do whatever, but ‘I don’t give a f— what they say.’ … I know who I am and what I’m doing in my life and what I’ve accomplished and continue to accomplish as a performer, as a writer, as an artist, as a person, as a human being. I’m happy with the man I’m becoming.”

On us meanie bloggers saying meanie things about him:

“When people see a negative thing about me on a magazine, they’re gonna buy it. Every time some site writes something bad, all my followers go on there, and it brings them more traffic. Now they have all the Beliebers on their site, which gives them money from advertisers. They’re just worried about money. They don’t care about ruining someone’s name.”

On his message to fans:

“What I represent is positivity and brightness and lightness and amazingness. Nothing negative at all.”

Also, here’s a choice spoonful of bullshit that his manager, Scooter Braun (WHY IS A GROWN MAN CALLED SCOOTER?), tried to feed us:

“He’s the only person in humanity who’s grown up the way he has — with smartphones and cameras on him 24/7,” says Braun. “Another kid can go out and have a good night on the town, and no one gives a crap, but Justin is the most Googled person on the planet — for four years straight!”

Oh God, can’t ANYONE make this shit stop?! I’ve never heard such a gigantic crock of shit all in one sitting before. This is horrendous. Justin’s the ONLY HUMAN to grow up how he has despite there being a MILLION OTHER CHILD STARS out there not doing the same fuckery he is? Justin represents “amazingness”? Ugh, I need to go take a bleach shower.

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