Oh, Cher, bless her heart. She recently did a Facebook Q&A with fans in which she was asked what she would say to her ex-husband and musical partner of several decades, Sonny Bono, if he were still alive today? Her reply was fucking priceless:
Question: Hi Cher, if Sonny Bono were still alive today, but you only had a minute to talk to him, what would you say?”
Answer: “How hot is it where you just came from?”
Ha! Obviously Cher was being irreverent and tongue-in-cheek because she’s like that, but in another sense… ouch! Sonny Bono can’t be in hell anyway because there is no hell, nor is there a heaven. He’s just in the soil where he’s buried, so the answer to Cher’s question is that it wasn’t very hot at all because the ground temperature is quite cool.
Yes, I’ll show myself out now.
How did the Ski Patrol find Congressman Bono? SONNY SIDE UP!
Sunny Side Up and burned……