Ha! I fooled you with that quote, didn’t I? Justin Theroux didn’t really say that Jennifer Aniston is weird, but he may as well have done. Instead, he said that their life together is like living in a “different altitude”. Huh, well. That sounds promising.
I do think they are probably weirdos together – the house they bought came complete with a bunch of chickens that they’re raising now, for example – but isn’t that the great thing about love? Someone to put up with your weirdness and whose weirdness you can put up with, too?
“It’s a bit like going to a slightly different altitude, you know?” he says. The paparazzi—“I call them photojournalists, actually,” he says—can be a drag. And “when I get complimented on the street because I’m having twins”—that’s weird, too.
The many-million-dollar Bel Air mansion he and Aniston just bought came with its own poultry: six chickens. “We inherited the chickens from the previous owners,” Theroux says. “They were like, ‘Of course we’ll get rid of the chickens,’ and we said, ‘Are you crazy? Don’t get rid of the chickens. That’s half the reason we wanted this place.’ ”
Well, isn’t that nice? Frankly, I would love to have chickens because HELLO, free eggs. Except you have to feed the chickens and they stink and they get shit and feathers everywhere and are full of germs. Other than that, chickens are awesome.
So when are these two going to get married?