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Brad Pitt: Sexy But Smelly


Easily one of the sillier celeb gossip stories out there: Brad Pitt smells really bad. Sorry, ladies and gentlemen. Much like Gwyneth Paltrow, who doesn’t like to use commercial deodorant, Brad Pitt is shunning soap. Perhaps this is why he and Angelina haven’t wed yet. Here’s the stinky story from She Knows:

Brad says he’s read up on the toxins of soap — especially the antibacterial ones — and feels that using them and antiperspirants is not only bad for the planet, but it also speeds up the aging process in humans.

Angelina was revolted — and their kids even started calling him ‘Stinky Daddy.’ Angie agreed to humor him only as long as they weren’t on the same continent.

I believe it. Brad Pitt has gotten to this point where, much like Johnny Depp, he looks like he would smell.

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  • Kind of bullshit — he’s right about the soap, but there are plenty of natural ones, and natural deodorants too. I wear them everyday, and I’m pretty sure I smell nice (very sensitive nose). But nice story, bro — as if Angelina Jolie would be repulsed by a no-soap rule. I’m pretty sure she has no boundaries.

  • Wash your nasty butt with soap. You know better. Don’t let your stardom go to your head were you feel you