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Kim Kardashian Giving Birth Was Part of ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’, Of Course

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Nothing is sacred in Kim Kardashian‘s life, clearly. Not her baby, not her engagement, nothing. Since Kourtney gave birth on camera (I seriously almost just typed “kamera”), Kim couldn’t be outshined and while she didn’t spread her legs for E!, her phone conversation with Khloe was featured in which Kim explained she was being forced to deliver several weeks early due to complications. Here’s a bit of it:

“I’m trying to stay as calm as possible. I have something called toxemia… I just have really high blood pressure and [the doctor] says my liver is shutting down. The only way to get rid of it is to deliver the baby. Basically, I have to deliver the baby today.”

Kim is also seen in the hospital in the episode, talking to her stomach, prepping to give birth, waiting for Kanye… surprise fucking surprise. Seriously, is there anything this family won’t film? Yes, take videos… but maybe for your own private collection to look back on when North gets older instead of making it for a TV show that’s shown around the world? I mean, Jesus Christ.

I know this is sort of a non-story since there’s no video here, but this woman just infuriates me. The entire family needs to be sent to a far-off planet where televisions don’t exist.

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