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5What In the Hell is Beyoncé’s 2014 Calendar?

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Believe me when I tell you that I wanted to look at the photos from Beyoncé‘s 2014 calendar and think, “Oh shit, this is (Sasha) FIERCE!” but I just cannot. I’m not sure who devised the concept for these photos (most likely the Queen herself), but it’s all wrong. Every single shot is just… terrible. This is her first ever official calendar and was made by photographers Herring & Herring and the arts agency Schierke, but if it was gonna be this bad, she shoulda never had one to begin with.

The pseudo-sexy poses, the weird masculine “I can wear a hat and smoke a cigar while still showing a little bit of my tits” nonsense… none of it works and quite frankly, it comes off looking a little cheap. If I didn’t know better, I’d think the photo with the white draped dress was Mary J Blige! A big ole NOPE goes out to this whole thing.

Am I wrong here? Are these shots actually hot? Someone explain it to me!

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October 25, 2013 at 11:30 am by Jennifer
Filed Under: Beyonce

5 Responses to “What In the Hell is Beyoncé’s 2014 Calendar?”

  1. mike says:

    Fuck this dumb cunt and her idiot, hack husband. A bunch of talentless frauds.

  2. M says:

    Lol @ the way she’s holding that cigar.

  3. Chuck says:

    Just another fat-assed troll. Like Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj. Amazing what photo-shop and making sure they aren’t photographed from behind will do for their images.

  4. Gavin says:

    Beyonce’s music sucks. She seems like an okay woman when she’s not being a control freak. This calendar? Doing nothing for my bits. It’s just weird.

  5. Talis says:

    The photos look like past magazine photoshoot pics that were left on the cutting room floor. Beyonce has a beautiful face, some pictures of her looking natural on a beach with the sun lighting up the colors in her eyes or her wrapped in a bedsheet with that “after sex” look would have been far better. These photos are cold, unsexy and boring. Jay Z probabled nixed bathing suit idea.

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