Well, this is awkward. I guess getting your ass and tits out on Instagram has magical powers on a man, because Kanye West has decided to put a ring on Kim Kardashian‘s finger and now they’re engaged to be married. What made him propose? Was it Kanye’s birthday gift for Kim? Did he receive a personal message from Jesus? Who can say?
Kanye popped the question at San Francisco’s AT&T Park yesterday, which he rented out just for the occasion. This whole thing is SO over the top and ridiculous, but here we go…
From E! Online:
Before popping the question at San Francisco’s AT&T Park, which he rented out for the occasion, he asked future mother-in-law Kris Jenner for her daughter’s hand in marriage.
That part obviously went well.
Having secured the go-ahead from the Keeping Up With the Kardashians matriarch, he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with a flawless 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.
Aiding in his effort was the field’s jumbo screen, which flashed the sign, “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!”
I’m crying laughing. Leave it to Kanye to do any of this, but especially to play his OWN music. The roman candles and fireworks were a nice touch, though.
Right, let’s get a pool going for a) whether this wedding is even going to happen (of course it is – these two wouldn’t miss out on such a huge opportunity for publicity) and b) how long it’s actually gonna last. I think they’ll get past the 72 day mark, but probably just because they’re rarely together.