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4Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Engaged

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Well, this is awkward. I guess getting your ass and tits out on Instagram has magical powers on a man, because Kanye West has decided to put a ring on Kim Kardashian‘s finger and now they’re engaged to be married. What made him propose? Was it Kanye’s birthday gift for Kim? Did he receive a personal message from Jesus? Who can say?

Kanye popped the question at San Francisco’s AT&T Park yesterday, which he rented out just for the occasion. This whole thing is SO over the top and ridiculous, but here we go…

From E! Online:

Before popping the question at San Francisco’s AT&T Park, which he rented out for the occasion, he asked future mother-in-law Kris Jenner for her daughter’s hand in marriage.

That part obviously went well.

Having secured the go-ahead from the Keeping Up With the Kardashians matriarch, he got down on one knee and proposed to Kim with a flawless 15-carat diamond ring by celebrity jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.

Aiding in his effort was the field’s jumbo screen, which flashed the sign, “PLEEEASE MARRY MEEE!!!”

A 50-piece orchestra played Lana Del Rey‘s “Young and Beautiful,” followed by Keri Hilson, Ne-Yo and Kanye’s ”Knock You Down.”

I’m crying laughing. Leave it to Kanye to do any of this, but especially to play his OWN music. The roman candles and fireworks were a nice touch, though.

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Right, let’s get a pool going for a) whether this wedding is even going to happen (of course it is – these two wouldn’t miss out on such a huge opportunity for publicity) and b) how long it’s actually gonna last. I think they’ll get past the 72 day mark, but probably just because they’re rarely together.

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October 22, 2013 at 9:30 am by Jennifer

4 Responses to “Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Are Engaged”

  1. Veronica says:

    I can’t see 50 musicians…

  2. Chuck says:

    I give it a few years before even the self-absorbed numbskull Kanye can’t take the interference from Kris Jenner and her fame-whoring ways.

  3. ashley says:

    i know kim k is a lot of things unadmirable and stupid but honestly….kanye? of all the men she could get and she picks KANYE?!?! i don’t feel bad for him…i feel bad for HER!

  4. Anonymous says:

    he picked that song because he wrote his verse about her. duh

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