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Miley Cyrus Thinks Weed is “Best Drug On Earth”, But Coke is “So ’90s”

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I mean, look, I kinda agree with Miley. Weed is the most low key of all “drugs” (and almost shouldn’t even be classed as such, I don’t think) and I’m all for the “legalize it” bullshit stoners are campaigning for every day, but also… chill with that. The best potheads are the ones that don’t feel the need to advertise it every day of their lives – who hold down a job, pay their bills, exist like normal human beings and also like to chill and smoke a blunt from time to time. Miley is at that age where she doesn’t quite understand the art of subtlety, so she can’t seem to shut up about how much she loves drugs because they’re so new and exciting to her. Ugh, whatever. We were all young once.

In her interview with Rolling Stone, Miley got to talking about how much she loves weed and Molly – I don’t roll with that shit, so to speak, and never did – but how coke is “gross” and “so ’90s”. Girl, what do you even know about the ’90s? You were a tiny child. Shut up.

I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the Nineties? Ew.

Oh, man. I agree coke is a slippery slope and kind of a mess – you can pretty much tell a cokehead right away – but Miley needs to just chill and stop talking about drugs all the time. Speaking of something other than drugs, here’s a preview of Bangerz:

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  • I don’t know, when I think of weed, I think of THAT as being the lamest drug out there. Anyone who is a grown adult and still smoking weed, I can’t help but feel like they’re kind of pathetic…the only people I knew growing up who smoked weed were losers who still work at Arby’s and live with their parents…which is fine if you’re 19, but if you’re in your 30’s? Get your shit together and quit being a loser.

  • Blah, what are you saying? Are you saying you are a Meth addict or a rich crackhead? I’m sorry but weed is the better choice if you want to make it past your 30s. Keep Smoking the Crackpipe

    • No, I’m saying that at ALL. I know it’s completely contradictory to my previous statement, but I think pot should be legalized, regulated and taxed. That being said, I still think it’s kind of stupid. It’s not my place to say what’s right and what’s wrong on the matter…I’m just saying, the only people I know who smoke pot are either in college and do it occassionally, or are total losers. By the time you’re in your mid to late 20’s, it just seems kind of lame. Drugs in general are pretty stupid, but I don’t know, weed just seems….juvenile.

      As far as the meth and crack crap…um, no. I don’t think I’ve ever been in a position in my life where I thought, “man, my life is so shitty right now. I bet a nice dose of meth is just the thing to turn my life around”.

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