I mean, look, I kinda agree with Miley. Weed is the most low key of all “drugs” (and almost shouldn’t even be classed as such, I don’t think) and I’m all for the “legalize it” bullshit stoners are campaigning for every day, but also… chill with that. The best potheads are the ones that don’t feel the need to advertise it every day of their lives – who hold down a job, pay their bills, exist like normal human beings and also like to chill and smoke a blunt from time to time. Miley is at that age where she doesn’t quite understand the art of subtlety, so she can’t seem to shut up about how much she loves drugs because they’re so new and exciting to her. Ugh, whatever. We were all young once.
In her interview with Rolling Stone, Miley got to talking about how much she loves weed and Molly – I don’t roll with that shit, so to speak, and never did – but how coke is “gross” and “so ’90s”. Girl, what do you even know about the ’90s? You were a tiny child. Shut up.
I think weed is the best drug on earth. One time I smoked a joint with peyote in it, and I saw a wolf howling at the moon. Hollywood is a coke town, but weed is so much better. And molly, too. Those are happy drugs – social drugs. They make you want to be with friends. You’re out in the open. You’re not in a bathroom. I really don’t like coke. It’s so gross and so dark. It’s like what are you, from the Nineties? Ew.
Oh, man. I agree coke is a slippery slope and kind of a mess – you can pretty much tell a cokehead right away – but Miley needs to just chill and stop talking about drugs all the time. Speaking of something other than drugs, here’s a preview of Bangerz: